Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
For a Hollywood actress, the ultimate double shot is being nominated for two acting Oscars in the same year (unless you’re Lindsay Lohan, in which case the ultimate double shot is lifting two bottles of tequila at Discount Liquor Mart). Here’s a sampling of our favorite ladies who’ve received this rare honor:
Ravishing redhead Julianne Moore is the most recent nominee on our list, nominated in 2002 for her roles in Far from Heaven and The Hours. But you have to go back all the way to 1993 for a glimpse of her famous firecrotch (and buns) in Short Cuts.
Also in 1993, Holly Hunter received two nominations for her roles in The Firm and The Piano. We get firm thinking about tinkling Holly’s ivories, shown here in glorious rear view in The Piano.
Icy British beauty Emma Thompson was nominated the same year for her roles in The Remains of the Day and In the Name of the Father. Mr. Skin will spend the remains of this day reminiscing about Emma’s rack in The Tall Guy (1989).
5’10” glamazon Sigourney Weaver was nominated in 1988 for her roles in Gorillas in the Mist and Working Girl. Sigourney didn’t show her beaver in those films, though she played a lady of the night in Working Girl, but she graciously compensated by flashing full frontal in A Map of the World (2000).
Mr. Skin’s favorite pair still comes in mammary form, but we're willing to be flexible for you, ladies! Stay tuned for more Academy-Award winning nudity all this week on the Mr. Skin blog!
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Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.
Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).
But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:
Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)
10. Secretary (2002)
Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes
Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.
The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.
See the complete list after the cut.
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