Blog Posts about The Jacket

Elegant sex kitten Keira Knightley might want to look into investing in a burglar alarm system, or at least a few extra deadbolts. According to celeb news sources, the petite-teated Brit babe had her London home burglarized, and among the stolen items were two of the actress's personal laptop computers. A source says:

"'She feels violated and doesn't know if she wants to return to the flat.' Detectives, who do not believe Knightley was targeted for her fame, are worried that the burglars will sell sensitive material found on the computers."

"Sensitive material"? That's the kind of term that makes Mr. Skin's ears (among other body parts) prick right up!

Although our policy here is to only celebrate nudity that a star willingly puts out--via movie, TV, or approved sex tape--that doesn't mean that the idea of private Knightley knudes isn't a thrill.

And if the laptops are clean, we have plenty of legit Keira to fall back on: her debut boob flash in in The Hole, her pair of twos in Domino, another look at her rack-et in The Jacket...

Sure, Keira has yet to show her lap(top), but as long as she keeps stripping on screen, no one should have to steal to get more Knightley!

Once again. FHM magazine has released its much anticipated list of the sexiest 100 women in the world. Here's who has and hasn't shown skin in the top ten.

1. Megan Fox: Maybe winning the number one position will give Megan the confidence she needs to show off her fox fur. If she wants to be the next Angelina Jolie, she's got a lot of catching up to do. I hope she starts with a fully nude lesbian scene and goes from there.

2. Jessica Alba: We're still holding our breath to see Jessica's jiggly jugglies. What happens to a cream deferred? It explodes (soon, hopefully).

3. Keeley Hazell: I already gave Keeley my Best Breast award this year for her performance in Cashback (2006) and I'm prepared to gush over this British act-chest (both in my pants and on the site) for years to come.

4. Elisha Cuthbert: This Canadian babian has let body doubles do the work for her so far, but I hold out hope that we might yet see Elisha unclothed in the future. 5. Hayden Panettiere: Still no skin from this TV star, but the first director who gets Hayden naked in front of a camera will definitely be my hero!

6. Scarlett Johansson: After a long skin drought, Scarlett finally flashed her right begonia in A Good Woman (2004). That's a title I couldn't agree with more.

7. Cheryl Cole: This British songstress has kept her clothes on, but not out of the tabloids. We're hoping the next time we here of Cheryl getting arrested, it's for lewd behavior in a well-lit studio with lots of cameras present.

8. Hilary Duff: No skin yet from this rising star, but I'm always on the lookout for Duff in the buff!

9. Angelina Jolie: If you have any doubts, check out her nude lesborific love scene in Gia (1998). You won't be sorry but, after repeated viewings, you may be sore.

10. Keira Knightley: Keira's shown boobs and butt on four movies and two TV shows. My favor-tit is The Jacket (2005). I could watch Keira nightly and daily!