Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
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Oy vey! Jewish swimsuit model Brooke Burke may have made her mother happy when she married a doctor in 2001, but she made fans of crotch cleavage happy the other day when she grabbed some Starbucks in an incredibly revealing pair of stretch-pants.
Her career highlights include modeling in Maxim, Stuff, FHM, and Playboy, hosting E!’s sexy travel series Wild On!, and winning season seven of Dancing with the Stars.
But we’ve yet to see Brooke Burke naked on the screen.
Maybe some attention from this recent exposure will change her mind.
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Greetings and salutations from the darkest recesses of Castle Rackula, high in the hills of Mamsylvania.
Halloween night is very special around here. All my monster friends and a handful of Hollywood phonies come by and we engage in all the standard festivities: boobing for chest-apples, carving up rump-kins, playing pin-the-tail-on-the-prostitute-from-Craigslist, and having a séance to commune with the spirits of dead prostitutes.
I was also happy this year to get my good friend Mark Johnston from Shocking Videos' Halloween newsletter. All that nostalgia made me feel like I was 412 again.
In honor of the Great Pumpkin, I put on my copy of Night on Disco Mountain and compiled this list, a veritable Bocaccio’s Decameron of ten of my favorite naked horror movies that take place on Halloween night.
To be fair, only eight of them have nudity, but I included two additional movies for my own reasons.
So pull up coffin, sit down, and skin-joy!
Read more after the bite.
Number 17: Tiffany Shepis
“Sex and gore go hand and hand,” decrees native New Yorker and outstanding scream queen Tiffany Shepis. “I have no problem with nudity. You guys wanna see tits and ass with your blood and gore.
Tiffany Shepis turned on her hometown as a Tromette early on, appearing in numerous productions for Gotham’s legendary gonzo schlock studio, Troma Films.
However, even though she was frighteningly sexy in the likes of Tromeo and Juliette and Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV, we didn’t get a perfect look at Tiffany’s luscious body until the 2002 shocker Embrace the Darkness 3 -- and then she revealed absolutely all!
From that point onward, Tiffany has been relentlessly generous when it comes to exposing her exquisite body in horror films. Check her out in Vinyl Dolls, Bloody Murder 2, Delta Delta Die!, The Hazing, The Deviants, Abominable, Nightmare Man, and Nympha.
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