You might think it’s crazy that one of the most epic wars ever fought was started over one woman. But if you harbor disbelief, then obviously you haven’t gazed upon the human perfection that was Helen of Troy, personified in the mega-blockbuster Troy by Teutonic temptress Diane Kruger. But, as the free pic after the cut attests, it wasn’t just Helen’s face that had men brandishing their swords, but her Trojan teats as well. more…

German Bombshell Diane Kruger Joins the Cast of the Next Quentin Tarantino Opus … Boobs-First!

Inglorious Bastards is the (borrowed) title of writer-director Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming World War II blow-out.

Word was that Nastassja Kinski would be getting the Tarantino comeback makeover (a la John Travolta), but now it’s being reporting the epic’s lead battling babe will be played by flaxen German supermodel Diane Kruger.

To date, the best nudity in a Tarantino-helmed film came courtesy of Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown. Here’s hoping that Diane can breast that accomplishment. Join us after the cut for a look at the goods she should be showing! more…