Paris Hilton’s new perfume ad will tinker with your bells and so will her sprayed-on black outfit (click the pic). (Yeeeah!)

The pornoratti come out hard for the Pirates II premiere in Hollywood. (Fleshbot)

The Jennifer Aniston bikini blow out bodaciously barrels onward. (Drunken Father)

Dita Von Teese makes for the meat in a Lily Allen-Katy Perry sandwich. (Socialite’s Life)

Kelly Osbourne learned about sex backstage at an Ozzy show. (IMDB)

Go-Go’s guitarist Charlotte Caffey scoring Linda Lovelace rock opera. (AVN)

Achtung, boobies! Lexx lustbomb Eva Habermann hoists a couple of kegs for Oktoberfest. (Zelebs)

For Rosh Hashanna: Jewish girls in porn. (Fleshbot)

The sex industry is skeptical about any Britney Spears porn tape. (AVN)

and Britney concurs. (E!)