Long, cocoa-colored legs. That’s the first thing you notice about rock and roll legend Tina Turner, who in 1984 got us all hot and bothered by offering to be our private dancer and do what we wanted her to do. Of course, we’ve been salivating at the thought of Tina’s ebony areolas ever since she appeared on the scene in the late '50s with former hubby Ike Turner and his Kings of Rhythm soul group. She’s appeared in a few films, including the musical comedy Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978), the Mel Gibson dystopian flick Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985), the Arnold Schwarzenegger action satire Last Action Hero (1993), and the documentary Tina (2021), but she's at her sexiest in the classic rock opera Tommy (1975). As the Ass, er, Acid Queen, Tina dons a pink dress and lingerie combo and jumps on a bed, exposing those legendary legs. They seem to go all the way up. Tina's also worn some pretty revealing outfits during her music career, especially in the videos for "What's Love Got to Do with It," "Love Thing," "The Best," and "Private Dancer," but she's never given us a good look at her mahogany muff, which bums us to no end. Still, we're happy for all of Tina's success, regardless of her skinlessness. She's won Grammy Awards, American Music Awards, Billboard Awards, MTV Video Music Awards, and an NAACP Image Award. All that's missing is an Anatomy Award, which sadly she'll never win as Tina left us in May, 2023, off to keep on rollin' into the great beyond!
