Tila Tequila Sexy

Another celebrity sex tape is on the horizon.

Two subjects have dominated headlines recently: celebrity sex tapes and naked Tila Tequila. And today the two finally meet!

Though Tila recently came out as a full-blown lesbian, she used to dabble in the dick arts, which a ten-second clip from a purported sex tape proves conclusively. The clip doesn't show any actual sex, just Tila's kisser in extremely close proximity to a bobbing phallus. But either way, Tila's hoping you'll never see more than that.

The pint-sized poon hound claims that the clip came from a laptop that was stolen from her two years ago. Her lawyers are already on the case trying to get the snippet removed, so the likelihood of a complete Tila Tequila sex tape ever showing up online is slim. If we want to see Tila Tequila nude, we'll just have to wait for the next time she strips on her Ustream account!

If a Lesbian Shows Her Boobs on the Net, Can Anyone See It?

First she told the world she was a lesbian via her Twitter account. Now Tila Tequila is revealing all on her Ustream account.

Proclaiming that "this is the last time [she’ll] ever be on ustream ever again," the recently self-proclaimed vagitarian has treated us to the sight of Tila Tequila nude, in the interest of full disclosure.

Along with her entire body, Tila also reveals the secret behind her new all-seafood diet.

People call me an attention whore...or whatever...but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself...I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing...that's why I'm a lesbian...I was born naked...anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.

There’s no denying those boobs, though.

Here's the video!

Check out some uncensored pics here and read more after the jump.

The frost is on the pumpkin, and the bras are off the boobs. At least, that's Mr. Skin's idea of the perv-fect October.

The tenth month of the year is the month that brings us some of the hottest fall foxes in Hollywood.

Imagine bobbing for apples with Tila Tequila, or jumping into a pile of leaves with Katy Perry!

Click "more", and enjoy the harvest of hot that October offers.

Tuesday night MTV kicked off the first episode of A Double Shot at Love with the Ikki twins Rikki and Vikki. First off- these chicks are HOT. They have both taken over Miss Tila Tequila's spot as the next bi-sexuals to try and find love on MTV. This is a great premise though, they're having crates (literally) of 12 guys and 12 girls flown in by helicopter and delivered to their door. What they won't know for the first night is that there are really two of them! Those sly little vixens!

New Book and Old Cleavage

Pint-sized Vietnamese bisexual ex-gangbanger Tila Tequila has done it all this year. She’s had a torrid girl-girl tryst with slit-slurping socialite Courtenay Simmel, advised women to withhold sex from the men they want to date, groped models’ boobs in public, and now published a book on how she does it called Hooking Up With Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success and Being The Life of the Party.

Now that a pair of incredibly hot bisexual twins called Rikki and Vikki have taken over her AC/DC dating competition show on VH1, now called A Double Shot of Love, it is more important than ever to remember why we love Tila Tequila.

You can count the reasons on two fingers (and the thumb if you’re lucky) and Complex.com has thankfully put together a presentation to remind us of what they are.

Read more after the cut.

A Double Shot of This Pair? Intoxicating!

When we heard the news that VH1 was spinning off Tila Tequila's smash reality shot, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, we were skeptical. Who could they possibly get that could match the delicious dynamite-in-a-five-foot-frame of Tila?

They didn't even bother trying to find the perfect person. Instead, they went ahead and found the perfect people. Nobody but twins--blonde bisexual twins, that is--could fill the sexy shoes of Ms. Tequila!

The "Ikki Twins", aka Rikki and Vikki, two golden-haired identical stunners with matching smiles and racks, have been cast as the objects of desire in A Double Shot at Love.

Get the entire scoop on these sexy twins after the cut.