The Wicked, Wicked West (1998)

The Wicked Wicked West (1998), also known as Painted Angels, is the story of the Old West and the whorehouses that made it great. Well, this story focuses on but one brothel, but that’s enough to keep us occupied. The cliches come fast and furious, such as most hookers have a heart of gold, and life was hard for them, especially as they aged and pooped out illegitimate children. But you can’t tell a story about prostitutes without breaking some eggs, or something like that, and we get to see some hotties cast as the ladies of the night: Brenda Fricker, Kelly McGillis, Meret Becker, Bronah Gallagher, Lisa Jakub and Anna Mottram. We’d like to report that everyone of them shows us everything they got, but this movie is too damn serious for that. It does, however, expose Kelly’s and Anna’s boobs.