The White Princess (2017)

Based on the book by Philippa Gregory and debuting in 2017, The White Princess was Starz's follow-up to The White Queen. While 2013's The White Queen focused on The Wars of the Roses, The White Princess begins when that war had essentially wrapped up. Richard the Third dies in battle, which really bums out Elizabeth of York (Jodie Comer) since she was madly in love with him. As a truce to stop the bloodshed, Lancaster family member Henry VII (Jacob Collins-Levy) takes Elizabeth of York as his wife. She pretty much loathes him, and he sort of hates her in part because she's not a virgin, and in part because she really, really wanted to marry her Uncle Richard. But Lizzie is a bit of a badass, and she takes to her new position with grit, despite having a pretty evil mother-in-law (Michelle Fairley). She has a baby named Arthur right away, and the little one begins to unite the couple. But whenever there's a throne, there are going to be conflicts. Can Henry and Elizabeth come together to keep their kingdom intact, or are their personal disputes going to bring down the empire? If you know your history, you'll know Henry and Lizzy were constantly getting busy, to the tune of having seven kids before she died. Henry ended up loving her, which was pretty inevitable when you realize how pretty she was. Dubbed "The White Princess" because York's badge was a white rose, this version of the princess will really make it rise! Jodie Comer would have us begging to pork the girl from York after seeing all the busty dresses she wears on this show. We get some bare back and sideboob while she bathes and does the deed, but nothing beats seeing those pasty jugs in a medieval push up bra. But it's Amy Manson that shows the unclothed mams, getting stripped and ready for sex with a dude pretending to be Rickard of York (Patrick Gibson). It's uncool to pull the switcheroo, but when a girl has a rack like that you've gotta do what you've gotta do. The White Princess will leave you with a red palm!