The Spoils of Babylon (2014)

The Spoils of Babylon (2014) was a comedy mini-series that aired on IFC in early 2014 and was a spoof of the old epic network mini-series' that pervaded the airwaves in the late 70s and early 80s. The series starred Tim Robbins as a wealthy oil tycoon who gave his two children (Tobey Maguire and Kristen Wiig) a life of luxury, but the siblings' forbidden love threatens to crumble their empire and doom them to life of poverty. Then we find out that the two half siblings are entwined in a love affair. The story weaves in and out of filthy drug dens and velvet-sheeted bedrooms on their quest for power and skin-fluence, minus the skin. The two's love connection sets in motion a wave of destruction that crashes down when the schemes get more complex. Unfortunately, none of these shenanigans involve the women of the miniseries getting naked on camera. At least we get some teases, though! On episode four, Jessica Alba appeared as Maguire's mistress Dixie Melonworth, and in a montage, we get to glimpse Alba walking through the house in some sexy lingerie! Her bustier shows off some nice cleavage, and her skimpy undies give us a nice look at her backside, but Jessica Alba's patented unwillingness to appear nude means that this is about all we'll get from her on this series, much to the chagrin of Mr. Skin. While it is hysterically funny and good for a laugh, The Spoils of Babylon isn't likely to give you a hard-on!