Those swashbuckling literary icons Athos (Thomas Larisch), Porthos (Jürg Coray), Aramis (Achim Hammer), and their lightning-quick, up-and-coming (hard) protégé D’Artagnan (Peter Graf) get a rip-roaring nudie-movie treatment in The Sex Adventures of the Three Musketeers (1971). With their sabers drawn and their acrobatic skills honed for intense body-to-body contact, our heroes run rampant all over 18th-century France, a land that is most abundant with ripe, raw young maidens. Among the lovelies is Ingrid Steeger, whose completely nude body will have you polishing your own rapier to perfection.