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The Ruins (2008)

A One-Armed Salute to 2008’s Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Picture and Television Sex and Nudity

Welcome to Mr Skin's annual Anatomy Awards, an alluring alternative to Hollywood’s other big popularity contest. During the past decade, Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards has paid tribute to sexy starlets and nude celebrities with categories such as Best Breasts, Best Butt, and Best Lesbian Scene. For our 10th anniversary, Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards is bigger, better, and more bare than ever. So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!

Push the envelope, please...

Masturbate to Oscar Bait!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences recently announced its nominees for Awards honoring 2008’s best work in every aspect of movie-making.

Aside from the fact that nine of the ten actresses who got a nod have done remarkable nude work on-camera, most noteworthy is dark horse contender Melissa Leo from the film Frozen River.

For now, though, let us honor a previous Melissa Leo triumph, the 1985 teen-hooker-in-Times-Square cult favorite, Streetwalkin’.

Melissa's lusciously upturned, rosily-pink-nippled boobaloos deserve an award of their own.

Golden Globes perhaps?

Streetwalk on over after the jump.

Softcore super-siren Andrea Davis has been hailed for having the largest, longest, and most lickably illustrious nipples in contemporary sexploitation. Now she’s gone and done something unthinkable and unspankable. Come joining us in mourning over not coming.

That’s Hollywood! was a late-'70s/early-’80s syndicated TV series doling out admirable half-hour cinema history lessons that were narrated by the dulcet tones of Mr. Tom Bosley. Before VCRs and instant access to more movie clips than anyone could possibly stand, this and Siskel and Ebert served as methadone to movie freaks between big-screen fixes. The show has become something of a minor cult item, and never moreso than in the instance of its episode dedicated to big cult movies.

The finest nudity-laden films of 2008 include two horror hits, and a comedy featuring the naked asshole, vagina, and pert little suck-sacks of Meg McCarville, who was Andrea Davis’s main competition in the realm of superhumanly succulent nipples, and who know has the crown all to herself. Congratulations to us. Click the nips for more.

… Plus 2008’s Top 10 TV Nude Scenes!

In so many ways, 2008 will be remembered as a moment when history was made.

By this, of course, Mr Skin means that the year brought big-screen nude debuts from The O.C.’s Mischa Barton, Australian pop figure Sophie Monk, and Popular star Carly Pope.

In addition, 2008 also provided us with Heather Graham’s first doggie-style sex scene, Maria Bello in bondage, Neve Campbell naked in public, awesome ass from Anna Faris and Amy Adams, knockout nudecomer work from Laura Ramsey and Jess Weixler, and XXX goddess Jenna Jameson bringing all three B’s to an R-rated movie.

And then the boob tube lived up to its nickname via T&A-fueled TV series such as True Blood, The L Word, Crash, Californication, and Entourage.

Did anything else of note go down in 2008? It doesn’t matter—not when it’s time to count down the top 20 movie nude scenes and top 10 TV moments featuring celebrity nudity of 2008.

And that time is now!

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to read skin-depth reviews right here on the hottest DVD releases.

Here's the randy round-up for the week of July 8, 2008!