The Pyramid (2014)

Set amidst the chaos of a pending revolution, the sand-covered horror film The Pyramid (2014) follows Dr. Miles Holden (Denis O’Hare) and Nora Holden (Ashley Hinshaw), a father-daughter archaeologist team that head out to Cairo, the hotbed of mummified people, and stumble upon on a huge, three-sided pyramid mysteriously buried in the desert. Following the two are Fitzie (James Buckley) and Sunni (Christa Nicola), a documentary team chronicling their adventures, along with Zahir (Amir K), a computer nerd with his trusty rover, Shorty. As the revolting mass become more hostile, the Egyptian officials tell the treasure hunters to beat it. But with the potential of a big payday beneath their feet and Shorty lost in the labyrinth of the titular location, they have no plans on leaving. Ignoring the warning, the five adventurers head inside and stumble across some hieroglyphic that predict some dire consequences for the pyramid explorers. There’s more scares and shaky cameras than nudity, but Ashley Hinshaw finds a way to strip down to her undies and show off some see-through nippage. That will put a pyramid in your pants!