March is a big month for partying- first Mardi Gras, then Spring Break, then St. Patrick's Day- and we've got a wicked hangover here at Skin Central. After waking up in a banana costume in the dumpster behind a Korean grocery store, the situation can be dire: Nausea. Dry mouth. Splitting headache. Uncontrollable vomiting. A sudden commitment to the sober lifestyle. We know how it is.
Well, Mr. Skin's got the cure for what ails ya- a heaping helping of hangover hooters! Check out some of our favorite post-party poontangs:
2009 comedy megahit The Hangover perfectly captures the experience of waking up and saying to yourself, "How did I get here? And where did that goat come from?" However, we've never had the pleasant surprise of coming to to the succulent jugs of Heather Graham.Calling that baby lucky is an understatement!
Even worse than losing your friend on the eve of his wedding is accidentally killing a stripper. Before Kelly (Jenny McShane) becomes a stiff in Stag (1997), she'll make you stiff performing a topless lap dance.
Another notable entry in the "dead stripper and a room full of hungover guys in Vegas" genre is Very Bad Things (1998). As the (soon-to-be) dead stripper, XXX sinsation Kobe Tai performs an absolutely boobtacular striptease. What happens in Kobe's blouse doesn't stay in Kobe's blouse!
Experience a more innocent form of pre-wedding shenanigans with Tom Hanks friends in the classic nudie movie Bachelor Party (1984). Not so innocent, however, is the full frontal nudity Monique Gabrielle brings to that picture.
Before The Hangover, there's the drinking, and director Todd Phillips throws the party of a lifetime in Old School (2003). How did old fart Will Ferrell talk nubile coeds Lisa Donatz and Corinne Kingsbury into a topless K-Y wrestling match? Donatz, don't tell!
Last but most certainly not least is the granddaddy of all college drinking flicks, Animal House (1978). We might not see what happens after John Belushi chugs an entire bottle of Jack Daniels, but we do see what happens after Mary Louise Weller unhooks her bra. To-ga! To-ga! To-ga!
Drunk on titties yet? If you're still just buzzed, check out Mr. Skin's college movies database for more underdressed undergrads to keep the party going!
