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The big nudes are in Blu-ray re-releases this week, with The Big Lebowski (1998), complete with Tara Reid's lil' piggies and the hi-def muff of Julianne Moore, fulfilling the "That's just now coming out on Blu-Ray?" quotient for the week. Also nude on Blu-ray are the barbarian boulders of Sandahl Bergman in Conan the Barbarian (1982), and skinternational woman of mystery Sharon Stone's incendiary triple-B nude scene in The Specialist (1994).

In other DVD nudes, Marissa Skell's killer rack slices onto DVD and Blu-ray on Dexter, Season 5, and Nina Milner and Malin Akerman are picture perfect in the shutterbug drama The Bang Bang Club (2011):

A trippy take on film noir conventions with a smoky atmosphere, The Big Lebowski (1998) is a stoner's wet moore lebowski dvddream splayed out on celluloid. Mixed in with all the jokes within jokes within jokes, Julianne Moore shows some serious skin as her bra-filling talents overflow and she flashes fluff and fanny in a long shot while creating weird art. Tempting Tara Reid also does the big Lebowski, stripping to her Reidy good parts for a background flash that may seem like just another hallucination in this psychedelic knee slapper--but, don't worry, it's totally Tara.

It’s a barbarian skinvasion of boobs, blood, and magical beasts in the sword n’ sorcery classic Conan the Barbarian (1982). Future “governator” Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as the titular Conan, who is sold into slavery as a mere barbarian babe. After a childhood spent laboring in (one can only assume) the weight room, Conan has become a bad-ass gladiator with revenge on his mind. With the help of a band of thieves, Conan searches for the sorcerer who ordered the genocide of his people, cannibal cult leader Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones). We’re treated to a rare appearance from the French fox Valerie Quennessen, but save some of your strength, because you’ll be unsheathing your blade when volcanically voluptuous Sandahl Bergman bares boobs as Conan’s lover Valeria. Talk about Mountains of Power!

stone specialist dvdWhen two of Hollywood’s leading experts in igniting libidos go head to head in a single picture, fireworks are what is hoped for. The Specialist (1994) rubs flammable blonde Sharon Stone against the human blasting cap that is Sylvester Stallone, and pop goes the sexual thermometer. Stone plays a grown-up little girl who as a child witnessed her family being assassinated by a crew of Cuban contract killers. Adult, focused and ruthless, she employs master bomber Stallone to aid her in blowing the malefactors to smithereens. Complications arise, tensions are sexualized, and Stallone is blown to smithereens by lip-smacking Stone.

The Showtime cable network mixes spine-tingling chills, macabre laughs, and naked thrills in the series Dexter. In the title role, Michael C. Hall portrays a Miami-based crime-scene blood-spatter analyst who metes out vigilante justice to psychotic murderers when they escape the lawby psychotically murdering them! Adrift between Dexter's buckets of blood are regular appearances of scintillating starlet flesh. Though Dexter has no emotions aside from a lust for chopping bodies into little pieces and sinking them to the bottom of the ocean, he has a knack for surrounding himself with gorgeous naked women, like his new, nude flame Marissa Skell in Season 5. Dexter is sure to make you go on a killing spree of your owna sperm killing spree!Skell dexter dvd

The glory days and wild nights of a renegade group of war photographers are chronicled in The Bang Bang Club (2010). In the turbulent final days of South African apartheid, photojournalists Greg Marinovich (Ryan Phillippe), Joao Silva (Neels van Jaarsveld), Kevin Carter (Taylor Kitsch) and Ken Oosterbroek (Frank Rautenbach) are dedicated to telling the truth, and to each other. They think they’re doing what’s right by documenting the conflict, but is it enough to just take pictures? Skinful Swedish actress Malin Ackerman bares just a sliver of Scandinavian sin cushion 34 minutes in, and South African sweetie Lika van Den Bergh teases the camera in a green bikini 56 minutes in, but sexy shutterbug Nina Milner really shows it some love when she poses for topless photographs 1 hour, 3 minutes in. You'll be bang-banging your fist!

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