The Musketeer (2001)

The Musketeer (2001) is another version of the famous novel by Alexander Dumas, updated and with an Eastern influence, but the same story of fraternity and murder and revenge. Oh, and nudity. All for one and one for all, you know. And we’re all hot for Mena Suvari who offers us the tease scenes we need. They’re like cinematic foreplay. Like when she’s enjoying her bath, but we’re not enjoying it as much as she is, because the camera is too polite to capture her dirty bits. However, a sharp eye will note Mena’s butt-crack. But that’s all she could musketeer.