The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

Boarding a train in a movie doesn’t usually bode well for the characters. This point is proven by watching The Great Train Robbery (1903), Strangers on a Train (1951), The Sleeping Car Murders (1965), The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974), Terror Train (1980), Runaway Train (1985), Unstoppable (2010), Train To Busan (2016), The Girl on the Train (2016), Murder On The Orient Express (2017), The Commuter (2018), and Bullet Train (2022). Of course, we must include The Midnight Meat Train (2008) on this list. Based on Clive Barker’s same-named short story of 1984, Ryûhei Kitamura’s R-rated flick concerns a photographer named Leon Kaufman (Bradley Cooper). He is trying to get his work into Susan Hoff’s (Brooke Shields) art gallery but Mr. Skin would rather get his stuff in her pants! Leon then shifts gears and begins to document the crime in New York City by following a hammer- and hook-wielding butcher (Vinnie Jones) on the subway. When Leon reports his findings to the police, Detective Hadley (Barbara Eve Harris) doesn’t believe him. Maybe she’ll change her mind after the bloodbath Leon experiences. But before the plot’s big twist is revealed, blonde babe Leslie Bibb reveals her skin! As Maya Jones, Ms. Bibb plays Leon’s girlfriend. As such, she removes her top to pose for his photographs. The skintastic act means we get to see her lace bra, bare back, and side boob. Say cheese! The sexy sight will have you yelling “all aboard” to the meat train in your trousers!