I've built a whole website around the idea that men love to look at women's bodies. Apparently, a 38-year old Italian man got the same idea, only instead of using a computer, he was using a camera concealed in a bag. And instead of looking at Hollywood actresses, he was looking at the panty-clad asses of short-skirted female tourists walking through St. Mark's Square in Venice. When police finally busted the upskirt ass-man, he had collected over 3000 can-did digital photos of Grade-A rump roast Italiano. When this Venetian voyeur gets out of jail, I would like to recommend that he check out his countryman Tinto Brass's ass masterpiece All Ladies Do It (1992), about a similar seat-meat aficionado. I would also urge the unnamed perpetrator and anyone else with a taste for tail to check out my list of Top 10 Brown-Eye Shots for even more non-felonious ass appreciation. Bottoms up!