The Last Resort

This unknown (at least in the US) show filmed for Scottish television in 1988 told the story of three sisters living together in a run-down hotel. We’re not really sure what they were doing at the hotel. Brewing up Crystal Meth? Running a bordello? Operating a 1-900 operator service? Who knows? More importantly, who cares, because all you really need to know is that it starred a very cute and freckle-faced brunette actress named Claudia Karvan. Though probably best known to Yank audiences for her guest appearances on the Sci-Fi Channel’s original series Farscape, viewers were able to explore her heavenly body in the 1993 film Touch Me. Indeed, somebody did, as she revealed her pre-Farscape jackanapes and let a lucky lad oil up her downy cheeks (and we don’t mean the ones on her face). She also gave us a brief nip clip in 1993’s Heartbreak Kid as a teacher who digs on one of her students and again in 2000’s Risk, where she graced us with her obelisks.