|Anne Archer as Lenore Pieszecki|
|Simone Bailly as Grace|
|Jennifer Beals as Bette Porter||Nude+NBD*||body double, breasts, butt, lesbian||7||13|
|Jessica Capshaw as Nadia Karella|
|Erin Daniels as Dana Fairbanks||Nude||breasts||8||15|
|Janina Gavankar as Papi||Nude||breasts|
|Pam Grier as Kit Porter|
|Leisha Hailey as Alice Pieszecki||Nude||breasts, bush, butt, lesbian||8||10|
|Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland||Nude||breasts||2||3|
|Laurel Holloman as Tina Kennard||Nude||breasts||9||12|
|Chelah Horsdal as Psychic|
|Mia Kirshner as Jenny Schecter||Nude||breasts, bush, lesbian||19||30|
|Barbara Kottmeier as Madison Halsey||Sexy||butt||2|
|Karina Lombard as Marina Ferrer||Nude||breasts||4|
|Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia|
|Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom|
|Heather Matarazzo as Stacy Merkin|
|Marlee Matlin as Jodi Lerner||Sexy||lesbian, underwear||3||5|
|Katherine Moennig as Shane McCutcheon||Nude||breasts, bush, butt, lesbian||14||23|
|Anne Ramsay as Robin||NBD*||body double, breasts||3|
|Rose Rollins as Tasha Williams||Nude||breasts, bush, butt, lesbian||6||6|
|Sonya Salomaa as Emma||Nude|
|Daniela Sea as Moira / Max Sweeney||Nude||breasts, bush||2||4|
|Sarah Shahi as Carmen de la Pica||Nude||breasts, bush, butt||5||6|
|Rekha Sharma as Lori|
|Rachel Shelley as Helena||Nude||breasts, bush, lesbian||7||15|
|Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins||Nude||breasts, lesbian||3||1|
|Camille Sullivan as Helen|
|Kirsten Williamson as Dawn|
|Nahanni Arntzen as The Model||Nude||breasts, bush||2||5|
|Rosanna Arquette as Sherrie Jaffe||Nude||breasts, bush, butt||4||8|
|╔lodie Bouchez as Claude||Sexy||lesbian, underwear||2||3|
|Lynda Boyd as Isabelle Halsey||Nude||breasts, lesbian||1||4|
|Erica Cerra as Uta Refson||Nude||breasts||1|
|Pamela Diaz as Billie||Nude||breasts||2|
|Clementine Ford as Molly Kroll||Nude||breasts, lesbian||1||2|
|Kate French as Niki||Nude||breasts, butt, lesbian||8||19|
|Ulla Friis as Hazel||Sexy||thong||1||4|
|Angela Gots as Cammie||Nude||breasts, lesbian||1||3|
|Gina Holden as Twink||Nude||breasts, lesbian||6|
|Sandrine Holt as Catherine Rothberg||Nude||breasts, lesbian||2||5|
|Heidi Iro as Hot Tub Girl/Stacy||Nude||breasts||5|
|Elizabeth Keener as Dawn Denbo||Nude||breasts, lesbian||1||1|
|Shay Kingston as Performance Artist||Nude||breasts, bush||1|
|Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel||Nude||breasts, butt, lesbian||4||8|
|Kelly Lynch as Ivan||Nude||breasts||1|
|Alberta Mayne as Gina||Nude||breasts, lesbian||1||3|
|Meredith McGeachie as Tonya|
|Mei Melanšon as Jamie Chen||Nude||breasts||2||8|
|Shira Moss as Bunny||Nude|
|Audra Ricketts as Hot Tub Girl / Baby Dyke||Nude||breasts, bush||1||17|
|Jade Robertson as Amber||Nude||breasts||8|
|Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll||Nude||breasts, lesbian||1||3|
|Grace Sherman as Megan||Nude||breasts||2||3|
|Cobie Smulders as Leigh Ostin|
|Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi||Nude||breasts, butt, lesbian||3||8|
|Lenore Zann as Jackie||Nude||breasts, bush, butt|
|Stefanie von Pfetten as Kelly||Nude||breasts||1|
Episode: "Labyrinth" (Mar 20th, 2005)
Episode: "Loyal" (Apr 10th, 2005)
Episode: "Lobsters" (Jan 22nd, 2006)
Episode: "Lobsters" (Jan 22nd, 2006)
Episode: "Labyrinth" (Mar 20th, 2005)
Episode: "Loyal" (Apr 10th, 2005)
Episode: "Livin' La Vida Loca" (Jan 14th, 2007)
Episode: "Lacy Lilting Lyrics" (Mar 4th, 2007)
Episode: "Lead, Follow, Or Get Out of the Way" (Mar 5th, 2006)
Episode: "Lady of the Lake" (Jan 20th, 2008)
Episode: "Lawfully" (Feb 15th, 2004)
Episode: "L'Ennui" (Feb 29th, 2004)
Episode: "Liberally" (Mar 21st, 2004)
Episode: "Limb from Limb" (Apr 11th, 2004)
Episode: "Let's Do It" (Jan 25th, 2004)
Episode: "Longing" (Feb 1st, 2004)
Episode: "Land Ahoy" (Apr 24th, 2005)
Episode: "L'Chaim" (May 8th, 2005)
Episode: "Left Hand of the Goddess" (Mar 26th, 2006)
Episode: "Lesbians Gone Wild" (Feb 17th, 2008)
Episode: "Long Night's Journey Into Day" (Jan 18th, 2009)
Episode: "Loneliest Number" (Mar 6th, 2005)
Episode: "Long Time Coming" (Mar 25th, 2007)
Episode: "Lookin' at You, Kid" (Feb 3rd, 2008)
Episode: "LMFAO" (Feb 1st, 2009)
Episode: "Lacy Lilting Lyrics" (Mar 4th, 2007)
Episode: "Lez Girls" (Feb 4th, 2007)
Episode: "Leaving Los Angeles" (Feb 8th, 2009)
Episode: "Loneliest Number" (Mar 6th, 2005)
Episode: "Lost Weekend" (Jan 15th, 2006)
Episode: "Little Boy Blue" (Mar 11th, 2007)
Episode: "Lost Weekend" (Jan 15th, 2006)
Episode: "Longing" (Feb 1st, 2004)
Episode: "Luck, Next Time" (Mar 14th, 2004)
Episode: "Liberally" (Mar 21st, 2004)
Episode: "Lesbians Gone Wild" (Feb 17th, 2008)
Episode: "Lifecycle" (Mar 9th, 2008)
Episode: "Loyal and True" (Mar 23rd, 2008)
Episode: "Long Night's Journey Into Day" (Jan 18th, 2009)
Episode: "Lay Down the Law" (Feb 24th, 2008)
Episode: "Little Boy Blue" (Mar 11th, 2007)
Episode: "Last Dance" (Mar 19th, 2006)
Episode: "Long Time Coming" (Mar 25th, 2007)
Episode: "Lactose Intolerant" (Feb 22nd, 2009)
Episode: "Layup" (Jan 28th, 2007)
Episode: "Literary License to Kill" (Mar 18th, 2007)
Episode: "Lookin' at You, Kid" (Feb 3rd, 2008)
Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Tasha (Rose Rollins) try to set Helena (Rachel Shelley) up with their new friend Jamie (Mei Melanšon) but there is no electricity between them. However when Tasha and Alice see Jamie in skivvies in front of a mirror, the sparks are flying everywhere. Mirror mirror on the door, I wish that you would show us more!
The ladies throw a baby shower for Max (Daniela Sea) but she is still very uncomfortable with the pregnancy and her body. Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) decide to have the birth mother of their potential baby move in to circumvent Nevada’s adoption laws.
Tasha walks in on Jamie getting ready to shower and the sight of those perfect perky peekers sends her running straight into Alice’s open legs. Things get wet in both rooms, as Alice and Tasha get it on while Jamie soaps her adorable apples next door. The L-Word will never leave you high and dry!
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) sells a script to a studio for half a million dollars. Alice (Leisha Hailey) finds out the details and realizes it was an idea she pitched to Jenny (Mia Kirshner) months ago. Helena (Rachel Shelley) agrees to let Niki (Kate French) hit on Dylan (Alexandra Hedison) to find out if she is trustworthy, and Dylan passes with flying colors. Tina (Laurel Holloman) runs in to her boss Aaron (Brian Markinson) who is having a business meeting without telling her. It seems like Tina is being pushed out, and she accuses him of stealing the film rolls to frame her.
Jenny forbids Shane (Katherine Moennig) from seeing Niki again, and Shane balks at the thought of being completely under Jenny’s thumb. Alice, Tasha, and Jamie (Mei Melanšon) all dance together at the club and it’s clear that polyamory is in the air.
Dylan confesses her undying love to Helena and the two decide to get back together. After seeing Helena’s boudoir bod in her underwear, we understand!
Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) decide to adopt a sibling for baby Angelica (Olivia Windbiel), but have some difficulty convincing the birth grandparents to accept a lesbian couple as parents. Helena’s (Rachel Shelley) ex, Dylan (Alexandra Hedison), comes back to town and Helena is clearly still not over her. Shane (Katherine Moennig) and Jenny (Mia Kirshner) are shacking up but Jenny’s controlling behavior has the relationship already headed for disaster.
Max (Daniela Sea) is knocked up after her brief relationship with interpreter Tom (Jon Wolfe Nelson). Tom is none too thrilled at the prospect of having a baby and Max wakes up one morning to find him gone and the closet cleaned out. She reveals her pregnant bod and pointer sisters as she unwraps them for the night. Transformers, more than meats the eye!
When the final cut of “Lez Girls” goes missing from the studio Tina (Laurel Holloman) is the main suspect, but she believes it was Jenny (Mia Kirshner) who stole it.
Bette (Jennifer Beals) is forced to resign from her job, since her affair with Jodi (Marlee Matlin) might lead to a sexual harassment lawsuit. As soon as the papers are signed, Bette’s boss Phyllis (Cybil Shepherd) confesses her long time attraction but is summarily dismissed.
Jenny finally accepts Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) apologies and admits to her love. The ladies lounge topless in bed after spreading the night together, not at all worried about morning breath. Those cups of coffee will get you percolating!
Shane (Katherine Moennig) pleads with Jenny (Mia Kirshner) to forgive her for sleeping with Niki (Kate French), but Jenny is having none of it. She kicks Shane out of her house and then tells Molly (Clementine Ford) that Shane has a new girlfriend. Tasha (Rose Rollins) and Alice (Leisha Hailey) are having relationship problems as well, and they finally agree to give couples counseling a try.
Tina (Laurel Holloman) and Bette (Jennifer Beals) are back together but dealing with their daughter Angelica who comes down with a sudden fever.
Jenny invites Niki over for what seems like a night of hot make up sex. We get a quick glimpse of Jenny’s left love bubble as she ruins Niki’s post coital bliss by telling her to get lost. Wham bam thank you mams!
Adele (Malaya Rivera Drew) steals the sex tape Jenny (Mia Kirshner) and Niki (Kate French) made on the bike ride, and uses it to blackmail the producers into letting her take over the movie. Once she’s at the helm, she changes the film so the lead ends up with a man, and Tina (Laurel Holloman) is furious.
Shane (Katherine Moennig) breaks up with Molly (Clementine Ford) after she discovers that she is planning on giving up a prestigious internship to spend the summer with her. Helena (Rachel Shelley) gets her trust fund reinstated and uses the money to buy The Planet and competitor She Bar.
Shane drowns her sorrows about her recent breakup by hanging out with Niki at the movie wrap party. The ladies consummate the flirtation on the balcony and we get to see Niki’s nifty nibblers while Shane visits her wunder down under. Somebody throw some beads at these balcony beauties!
The day of the breast cancer bike ride is here, and all of the ladies gather to make the trip. Molly (Clementine Ford) shows up unexpectedly and begs Shane (Katherine Moennig) to take her back. Shane is still insulted but doesn’t seem completely against the idea of hooking up again. Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Tasha (Rose Rollins) make the decision to get serious and move in together. The group plays “I Never” while sitting around a campfire, and Bette (Jennifer Beals) accidently reveals that she hit hotpockets with Tina (Laurel Holloman) while dating Jodi (Marlee Matlin). Jodi storms off and Tina doesn’t know how to react either.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) and Niki (Kate French) return to their tent to do some role-playing in front of the camera. Niki straps on a fake dipstick and plays hide the phony baloney with Jenny. Those marvelous mams will have your stick hot enough to start a campfire!
When rolling blackouts start hitting LA, the ladies do the only thing possible- start banging!
Shane (Katherine Moennig) has a crush on straight girl Molly (Clementine Ford) and it doesn’t take long for Molly’s curiosity to get the better of her. The blackout sets the mood and pillow princess Molly shows off her left coconut while she lays back and lets Shane do all the work.
The city is hot everywhere but Tasha (Rose Rollins) and Alice (Leisha Hailey) are testing out their own methods for getting sweaty. Now that Tasha has been permanently booted from the army she has plenty of time to air out her tasty tatas while Alice gets down to business.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) gives Adele (Malaya Rivera Drew) a love letter to give to Niki (Kate French), but Adele takes the blackout as an opportunity to trick Niki into making out with her. When the lights come on a confused Niki goes to visit her real girlfriend Jenny, and they reaffirm their love in the bedroom. It’s dark but there is no missing Niki’s Hollywood hills. Even if you don’t know Braille you’ll want to feel those dot dots!
After the photos of Jenny (Mia Kirshner) and Niki (Kate French) oil wrestling go viral, Niki is forced to take her male co star to a movie premiere instead of Jenny. Jenny waits outside hoping for Adele (Malaya Rivera Drew) to get her in, but Adele uses the time to hobnob with bigwigs instead.
Colonial Davis (Kelly McGillis) calls Alice (Leisha Hailey) to the stand to testify about her relationship with Tasha. Alice admits she is a lesbian but it proves nothing about Tasha. Turns out the Colonel is a secret lesbian herself. She privately offers Tasha a deal, but Tasha refuses to hide and announces she loves Alice before the court.
Cammie (Angela Gots), the actress playing Shane, gets into character by attempting to seduce Shane (Katherine Moennig) in her dressing room. She’s definitely got the pork-chops to play the part but the makeup session gets interrupted by another actress. Method acting at tit’s finest!
Colonel Davis (Kelly McGillis) comes into town to prosecute Tasha (Rose Rollins), but Tasha is ready to fight it out in court. Alice (Leisha Hailey) gets a gig as a host on a daytime talk show, and immediately takes the low road by outing Niki (Kate French) on air.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) is treating Niki like a princess on the movie set and it’s not long before she starts taking advantage of her. We get to see Niki’s sway as the luscious ladies lounge topless in bed and alternate between discussing their future and making out. That body will make you agree to anything!
Adele (Malaya Rivera Drew) encourages Niki to take a break from the set to party at She Bar, even though she knows that she is needed immediately. When Jenny tracks her down she finds her oil wrestling at the bar wearing only a red bra and pair of panties. Well if you can’t beat em, join em! Jenny gets her white t-shirt greased up as they roll around making out for the crowd’s enjoyment. Slippery when wet!
Despite their makeout session, Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) are not quite ready to reunite, and Bette doesn’t help things by asking Tina for advice on Jodi. Adele’s (Malaya Rivera Drew) kissing up to Jenny seems to have an ulterior motive, as Max (Daniela Sea) catches her lying about her past several times.
The “Lez Girls” movie has been cast and Jenny (Mia Kirshner) throws a party with the crew to celebrate. The party rages all night and Jenny takes a shine to the actress who will be playing her in the movie, Niki (Kate French).
Shane is called to She Bar for a meeting, but when she arrives Cindi (Alicia Leigh Willis) is alone and looking to crash cherries, without her partner Dawn this time. She drops her dress and Shane tries to resist, but with those beauties out her willpower crumbles. Ass-tonishing view of Cindi’s sweet seat meat as she stalks then strips the reluctant Shane. That bar owner can’t hold her licker!
Tasha (Rose Rollins) is still being investigated by the Army, and military officers show up unexpectedly at Alice’s (Leisha Hailey) house to question her about their relationship. Despite having to hide outside, their relationship is going swell in the bedroom and they discuss going out while lounging topless. At least their boobies can be out and proud!
A new lesbian bar “She Bar” opens down the street from The Planet, and the ladies head to the opening to check out the competition. The night out is good for everyone except Bette (Jennifer Beals), who is still jealous about Tina’ s (Laurel Holloman) recent date.
Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) celibacy comes to the best end possible- with a three-way lesbo hookup in the VIP room of the club. Bar owner’s Cindi (Alicia Leigh Willis) and Dawn (Elizabeth Keener) mix business and pleasure while Shane shares their double trouble bubbles. That’s a hot opening you’ll want to be invited to!
After her last disastrous breakup with Paige (Kristanna Loken), Shane (Katherine Moennig) has sworn off women. She’s filling the hole in her life by working out and eating right, but her friends are sure she want be able to last long. Jenny’s (Mia Kirshner) still treating her personal assistant Adele (Malaya Rivera Drew) like a slave but Adele seems to enjoy the abuse. Jodi’s interpreter Tom (Jon Wolfe Nelson) has a crush on Max (Daniela Sea), and Max might be curious about trying out a manpanion. Bette (Jennifer Beals) goes on a vacation with Jodi (Marlee Matlin), while the rest of the ladies form a team to participate in a bike ride for breast cancer in Dana’s honor.
Helena’s (Rachel Shelley) mom finally comes to her rescue and bails her out of jail, but Helena is not to keen to leave her cellmate Dusty behind.
Tina (Laurel Holloman) is ready to get back on the pussy wagon, so the girls set up an internet dating profile for her. After a date with a physician, they play doctor at home and both babes bring out their succulent sandbags for examination on the couch. Say Ah…some!
Turns out Tasha (Rose Rollins) didn’t go to Iraq because she is being investigated by the Army for “homosexual conduct”, and she hires a lawyer to try and get an honorable discharge.
After a suspicious fire burns down her business, Shane (Katherine Moennig) takes a freelance hairdressing gig at the “Lez Girls” director's daughter’s wedding. Turns out there is nothing more powerful than Shane’s magical muff, and she manages to bag both bridesmaids before getting down with the mother of the bride! First up Gina (Alberta Mayne) grinds Shane into a chair as her jugs jiggle jubilantly atop her bridesmaid dress. Then mother of the bride Isabelle (Lynda Boyd) wants a taste of the action and strips to show her petite peaks while seducing Shane. Unfortunately they are quickly interrupted by the jealous bridesmaids.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) meets her biggest fan Adele (Malaya Rivera Drew), and immediately hires her as her new personal assistant.
Helena (Rachel Shelley) is still in jail and manages to drop the soap while lathering up her dumplings. The local gash gang tries to make her their bitch, but her cellmate Dusty (Lucia Rijker) has got her back and front covered. That slam-her will have you brushing up your penal code!
Her power on the movie set has gone to Jenny’s (Mia Kirshner) head, and she spends most of her time being cruel to her assistant. Helena (Rachel Shelley) goes to jail for stealing money from Catherine (Sandrine Holt) and it doesn’t look like anyone is going to bail her out anytime soon.
Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Jodi (Marlee Matlin) get back together, but when Tina (Laurel Holloman) flashes her left loblollie coming out of the pool, Bette seems pretty interested.
Shane (Katherine Moennig) and Paige (Kristanna Loken) take the next step in their relationship by moving in together. That dream doesn’t last long when Paige walks in on Shane and their realtor bouncing boxes on the floor of an empty apartment.
Tasha (Rose Rollins) shows up unexpectedly at Alice’s (Leisha Hailey) house even though she should be in Iraq. Tasha may be AWOL, but her tatas are out of this world as both babes strip topless for some welcome home sex. That’ll have your solider at attention!
Tina (Laurel Holloman) sets up a meeting with a producer, but in light of Jenny’s (Mia Kirshner) recent mania, declines to tell her about it. Jenny’s paranoia leads to her finding out anyway and freaking out the studio bigwigs.
Tasha (Rose Rollins) gets the call that she will be redeployed to Iraq, and Papi (Janina Gavankar) plans a going-away party for her on the beach. Needless to say Alice (Leisha Hailey) is not thrilled and tries to get Tasha to weasel out of the commitment.
Paige (Kristanna Loken) and Shane (Katherine Moennig) get tired of hiding their slit scrimmaging, so Paige confesses to her kid that Shane is her new girlfriend. With spending the night no longer a problem, the ladies play house and enjoy an all day beav buffet. The lovely lasses both bare their mouthwatering mams while Shane imagines they are a perfect 50’s era couple. Leave it to beaver!
Jenny’s (Mia Kirshner) book treatment “Lez Girls” comes out and the thinly veiled characters are based on her circle of friends. Bette (Jennifer Beals) is particularly offended by her portrayal as the character “Bev”.
Alice’s (Leisha Hailey) new girlfriend Tasha (Rose Rollins) is in the army, and her supervisor makes it clear that "don’t ask don’t tell” is still in full effect. Even worse, Tasha’s flashbacks from her time in Iraq are starting to damage her personal relationships.
Tina (Laurel Holloman) is getting tired of the boring life with manpal Henry (Steven Eckholdt) and unceremoniously gives him the boot. Max (Daniela Sea) starts dating her coworker Grace (Simone Bailly), who is much more accepting about Max’s transition into a man. Grace grace-iously takes off her top to show her bite-sized boobsters, then throws out Max’s faux package to tongue paddle the pink canoe. Man overboard!
With Papi’s (Janina Gavankar) encouragement, Kit (Pam Grier) is back on the wagon after years of sobriety as she drowns her breakup sorrows. Bette (Jennifer Beals) has a dinner party to introduce her new girlfriend Jodi (Marlee Matlin), and during the intense planning Jodi realizes Bette is a control freak.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) choose director Kate Arden (Annabella Sciorra) for the movie adaptation, and she takes an immediate personal interest in Tina. Max’s (Daniela Sea) mother dies, and when she travels to her hometown to attend the funeral her father is not too happy to see her new lifestyle.
Helena (Rachel Shelley) continues her downward slide into gambling by betting on horse races. She is convinced to take the risk after a pony ride from Catherine (Sandrine Holt) whose terrific tuning knobs are at peak power. Odds are these fillies will take your jockeys out for a warm up!
Jenny’s (Mia Kirshner) book is going to be made into a movie, now she just needs to find the right director. Bette’s (Jennifer Beals) got it bad for Jodi (Marlee Matlin), but when she sees her chatting up another women, jealousy gets the better of her. Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) dad Gabriel (Eric Roberts) unexpectedly shows up and wants to take Shay (Aidan Jarrar) back to Portland. Since he is still legal guardian Shane has to let him go, but as soon as they leave she breaks down. After her very public breakup with Angus, Kit (Pam Grier) goes home with Papi (Janina Gavankar) but keeps it platonic. It may be not so innocent the next day, when Papi brings her flowers.
Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Tasha (Rose Rollins) enjoy some post coital cuddles completely nude. Unfortunately their strategically placed body parts are covering all the good stuff. You’ll still want to put the whip cream on that chocolate vanilla swirl!
Catherine (Sandrine Holt) and Helena (Rachel Shelley) are on a love and money bender, and spend most of their time together checking out casinos. Kit (Pam Grier) finds out her boyfriend Angus (Dallas Roberts) cheated on her with hot nanny Hazel and calls him out onstage during a performance at The Planet. Bette (Jennifer Beals) introduces Tina (Laurel Holloman) to Jodi (Marlee Matlin) and Jodi reveals she doesn’t believe in monogamy.
Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Tasha (Rose Rollins) argue politics, only to have hot and heavy makeup sex afterwards. Chocolate and vanilla make a delicious mix as the duo ditches their duds and give us a long look at their double scoops.
Shane (Katherine Moennig) and Paige (Kristanna Loken) get busy in the only place they can get away from the kids- the car. The ladies steam up the windows by both bringing out their delectable dainties while smashing speed bumps. Those high beams will have you reaching for your stick shift!
It’s the best kind of episode this week, full of clam slammin’ hookups! Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Jodi (Marlee Matlin) are still going strong and they suck face in bed before Jodi gets a chance to feel up Bette’s bountiful breasticles.
Shane (Katherine Moennig) and Paige (Kristanna Loken) are called to the school for a conference after the kids are caught fighting, and Paige admits she has an open sexuality. Afterwards they head home and Paige’s ass cashes the check her mouth wrote earlier by hooking up with Shane in the kitchen. We get to see Paige’s rack and back crack through lace panties as the duo undresses then waxes the kitchen table. You’ll be polishing your wood after seeing those gobstoppers!
Helena (Rachel Shelley) heads over to Catherine’s (Sandrine Holt) house to discuss paying off her debt, and gets involved in a game of double or nothing strip rummy. Helena wins the game, but the sight of Catherine in her birthday suit convinces her to stay for a round of poke-her. We are all winners here!
Alice’s (Leisha Hailey) breakup with Phyllis (Cybil Shepherd) is worrying Bette (Jennifer Beals), who wants to keep her boss happy. Alice has already moved on to a new girl Tasha, (Rose Rollins), but Phyllis (Cybil Shepherd) is not so easily dissuaded and breaks up with her husband to pursue her. Papi (Janina Gavankar) teaches the ladies how to gamble in preparation for a poker tournament party held by high roller Catherine Rothberg (Sandrine Holt). At the party, Helena (Rachel Shelley) gets way too caught up in the game and loses $50,000.
Bette learns sign language to impress deaf artist Jodi (Marlee Matlin), and is rewarded by getting to knock kitties together in her artist studio. Both ladies keep their bras on but the moist lesbo makeout session makes up for it!
Papi (Janina Gavankar) tries to get Shane (Katherine Moennig) to compete with her in bedding new conquests, but Shane is more interested in spending time with hot mama Paige (Kristanna Loken).
Angus (Dallas Roberts) the manny gets seduced by Tina’s new babysitter Hazel (Ulla Friis), after she shows off in a thong and t-shirt. That bodacious booty is enough to break any man down!
Bette (Jennifer Beals) is still dating her TA Nadia (Jessica Capshaw), but she is getting closer to artist Jodi (Marlee Matlin). The pair almost kiss but they are interrupted by Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Phyllis (Cybil Shepherd) breaking up. After Alice meets Phyllis’s husband she just doesn’t feel right continuing the affair.
Max (Daniela Sea) reveals she is a trans-man to potential girlfriend Brooke (Chelsea Hobbs) but is immediately rejected. She later takes off her clothes in front of a mirror to check out her fully nude body. She may be a gender bender, but that furburger is all woman!
Shane (Katherine Moennig) is still taking care of her half brother Shay (Aidan Jarrar), and she attends his Back to School Night where she meets MILF Paige (Kristanna Loken). When Shay later breaks his arm skateboarding, Shane is forced to accept an underwear modeling job to come up with the extra cash.
At the university, Bette (Jennifer Beals) has a lot on her plate. She’s sleeping with her TA Nadia (Jessica Capshaw), and her married boss Phyllis (Cybil Shepherd) wants to get down and dirty with Alice. On top of that, Jodi Lerner (Marlee Matlin), an artist showing work at the College, refuses to take down a controversial art piece that is upsetting potential patrons.
Phyllis gives into her lesbo urges and wallops woohoos with Alice in her bedroom. We get a quick flash of Phyllis’s legendary left nipper as they roll around between the sheets. That boss bazonga is sure to give you a raise!
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) finds a publisher for her book and begins doing press, but quickly shorts out when she reads a bad review. The search is on for Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) missing father since the abandonment of his son Shay (Aidan Jarrar).
Bette (Jennifer Beals) gets a new job as Dean at California Art College. Her new boss Phyllis Kroll (Cybil Shepherd) is married but seems unusually interested in Bette’s lifestyle.
After a sexual harassment lawsuit is filed at work, Helena (Rachel Shelley) is forced to move in with Alice (Leisha Hailey) to save money. Alice is busy making a chart of sexual connections in the lesbian community, and she is searching out heavy hitter Papi (Janina Gavankar) who has over 1000 conquests. When she finally finds her, Papi immediately brandishes her skills and her left num-num while seducing Alice. Papi gets more ass than a donkey farm!
When communication breaks down with Tina (Laurel Holloman), Bette (Jennifer Beals) considers leaving the country with Angelica in tow. She is talked out of it at the last minute by her lawyer Joyce Wischnia (Jane Lynch), who forces them into a meeting.
Speaking of downward spirals, Shane (Katherine Moennig) is crashing hard in the aftermath of the Carmen (Sarah Shahi) breakup. She drowns her sorrows with Cherie Jaffe (Rosanna Arquette), doing blow and binge drinking on the beachfront. The goods times are interrupted when Shane’s stepmother shows up and dumps off her half brother Shay.
Kit (Pam Grier) finds out she is pregnant with Angus’s (Dallas Roberts) baby, and is not sure how to feel about it.
French-Canadian writer Claude (╔lodie Bouchez) comes to visit Jenny (Mia Kirshner), and they hit the sheets for some kinky playtime. Jenny’s in her bra when she gets tied up for a playful whipping from the corseted Claude. Those lingerie-clad ladies will make you whip something out too!
Helena (Rachel Shelley) is planning Shane (Katherine Moennig) and Carmen’s (Sarah Shahi) wedding at a ski lodge in Canada, and the whole group heads north for the nuptials. Shane invites her estranged father Gabriel (Eric Roberts), who is an alcoholic womanizer, and it starts to become clear where Shane got some of her bad habits. Carmen’s family unexpectedly shows up to the wedding, leaving Carmen overjoyed at their acceptance. The custody battle between Tina (Laurel Holloman) and Bette (Jennifer Beals) heats up as Henry (Steven Eckholdt) encourages Tina to take full custody.
Right before the ceremony, Shane catches her father cheating on her stepmother with another woman. The resulting confrontation reminds Shane that she is as unable to commit as he is, and she abandons Carmen at the altar.
While Max (Daniela Sea) hits the slopes, Jenny (Mia Kirshner) gets some horizontal exercise with French ski-bunny honey Claude (╔lodie Bouchez). It’s double the perky boobage as the muff diving duo makeout between the sheets. Tete-a-tete? Mais oui!
Dana (Erin Daniels) has kicked the bucket after a battle with breast cancer, and all the friends gather for her memorial services. The funeral is stunted by Dana’s conservative parents who refuse to accept her lifestyle or friends. Alice (Leisha Hailey) steals some of Dana’s ashes to have a more personal memorial with those who loved her.
Now that Tina (Laurel Holloman) is back on the sausage train, Bette (Jennifer Beals) retains lawyer Joyce Wischnia (Jane Lynch) to try and get sole custody of their daughter Angelica.
Carmen (Sarah Shahi) impulsively comes out to her family after her mother tries to set Shane (Katherine Moennig) up on a blind date with a man. Mom throws them out of the house, which is hard for both the ladies. Shane tries to prove her commitment to Carmen by proposing marriage.
During a flashback sequence of pivotal moments in Dana’s life, we get to see Shane get touchy feely with a nude performance artist (Shay Kingston) at a party. The full frontal performance leaves nothing to the imagination, just the way we like it!
Bette (Jennifer Beals) goes on a Buddhist retreat to spend some time away from Tina (Laurel Holloman) but has a hard time adjusting to the slow place. While the cat’s away, Tina uses the time to go on a date with Henry (Steven Eckholdt), a father from her parents group. Tina keeps her bra on while trying out the pocket rocket but her rackage almost bursts free.
Dana (Erin Daniels) seems to be responding well to the cancer treatment, but then has a sudden relapse and has to be rushed to the hospital. Jenny (Mia Kirshner) throws a prom-themed fundraiser to help Moira (Daniela Sea) raise the money to become Max. When they don’t raise the necessary amount, aggressive Moira explodes.
Helena (Rachel Shelley) and Dylan (Alexandra Hedison) continue their quest to bash beavers on every possible surface by having sex in the movie studio while the camera is rolling. Helena takes charge and pulls down Dylan's bra to lick her left love bubble. Lights, camera, suction!
Must be a full moon in LA, because everyone is having relationship troubles. Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) are sleeping in separate bedrooms after Tina’s rendezvous with Josh in Canada, and it seems like the relationship may finally be over.
Unable to deal with the reality of Dana’s cancer (Erin Daniels), Lara (Lauren Lee Smith) takes the trip they were planning together by herself. Alice (Leisha Hailey) immediately moves in to pick up the pieces and declare her love for Dana. Newly bald Dana reveals her injured right (prosthetic) peeper to Alice, but her left is still gorgeous as ever.
Carmen (Sarah Shahi) and Shane (Katherine Moennig) continue to experience fallout from Shane’s one night stand with Cherie. Jenny’s (Mia Kirshner) girlfriend Moira (Daniela Sea) is taking testosterone to transition genders, and it’s causing violent outbursts.
The only couple that seems to be doing well is Helena (Rachel Shelley) and Dylan (Alexandra Hedison) who can’t keep their hands off each other. First they trot out their tweeters for a daytime donut dance then continue that night where Helena offers her cupcakes up for dessert. They don’t want to work, just want to bang on those drums all day!
This episode starts out with Bette (Jennifer Beals) having sex with a dude. What the? It’s 1985 and Bette is trying out the other team before she decides that only ladies can rock her world. Quick look at her keister, but it’s possibly the work of a body double.
In the present day Bette and Tina (Laurel Holloman) are drifting further apart since Tina admitted her attraction to movie producer Josh (Paul Popowich). The only couple that is hooking up at lesbo central is nanny Angus (Dallas Roberts) and Kit (Pam Grier).
Dana (Erin Daniels) heads to the hospital to have the mastectomy, but when the operation is over the doctor refuses to tell Lara (Lauren Lee Smith) the results since she is not family,
Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) booty call with Cherie prompts a relationship talk with Carmen (Sarah Shahi), and a declaration of commitment. Afterwards they get to have slippery apology hugs while pressing their loofahs together in the shower. The water won’t be the only thing spraying when you see those sweet teats!
Dana (Erin Daniels) finds out that she has breast cancer and turns to her lady love Lara (Lauren Lee Smith) for support. They try to bang the pain away and both strip off their tops to pat the pantry hamster. Tina (Laurel Holloman) has been feeling some urges for the sausage, and gets dirty in straight cybersex chat sessions.
Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) ex-girlfriend, Cherie (Rosanna Arquette), comes back into her life freshly divorced and out of the closet. Carmen (Sarah Shahi) seems pretty jealous, but that doesn’t stop Shane from the inevitable hookup. Shane lets out her lifesavers but Cherie keeps her skivvies on as the two thud trim poolside.
The Planet hosts a bisexual speed dating night, and Kit (Pam Grier) scores a date with nanny Angus (Dallas Roberts) while Alice (Leisha Hailey) hooks up with vampire wannabe Uta (Erica Cerra). The two head home for some S&M sexin’ and topless Alice gets immediately handcuffed to the ceiling while Uta presses her petite peaks against her. Wait, I will Count them. 1 booby, 2 booby, 3 booby, 4 booby. 4 boobies AH AH AH AH AH!
Lots of new jobs this episode as Shane (Katherine Moennig) starts working at a trendy skate shop. When Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) don’t have enough income, Tina reluctantly agrees to work under her ex-lover Helena (Rachel Shelley).
Meanwhile in Illinois, Jenny (Mia Kirshner) is having some R&R at her parents’ house when she meets her butch new girlfriend Moira (Daniela Sea). The two quickly tire of slow paced country living and head back to LA to surprise her old roomies. Upon arrival they have a celebratory return dinner, and it becomes apparent that Moira’s country style is very different from the city dwellers.
Dana (Erin Daniels) finally goes to the doctor to have a breast exam, and brings out her puppies to get smushed in the mammogram machine. Better yet, the doctor feels up Dana’s dumplings personally to check for problems. Looks good to us!
Kit (Pam Grier) has purchased the local coffee shop and hires flamboyant party promoter Billie (Alan Cumming) to bring in more business.
Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) hire a male nanny, Angus (Dallas Roberts), to take care of Angelica (Olivia Windbiel) and to provide a male influence in her life. Still mooning over her breakup with Dana (Erin Daniels), Alice (Leisha Hailey) gets some relationship advice from Helena.
Shane (Katherine Moennig) is still acting straight at Casa de Carmen and she is rewarded for her patience with a private striptease. Carmen (Sarah Shahi) dances down to her bra and thong exposing the most ass-tonishing can this side of the Rio Grande, while Shane is at full attention in a see-through tank top. Dios Mio!
When Lara (Lauren Lee Smith) finds a lump on Dana’s breast during some sexy times, she tries to convince her to get it checked out. They discuss Dana’s dinglebobbers while lounging in the bath but only Lara’s boobies are out. You’ll want to put the lather on these lovely ladies!
Everyone is settling down this season and most of the lovely
ladies are shacking up. Tina (Laurel Holloman) and
Bette (Jennifer Beals) are cheerfully raising their daughter
together, with some minor interference from a busybody social worker.
Also getting heavy are Shane (Katherine Moennig) and Carmen (Sarah Shahi) as they take the big step of going to meet the potential in-laws. Unfortunately Carmen is not out to her family, so when her mother brings butch Shane a dress to wear she has to reluctantly agree. Shane looks ridiculous in the poufy dress, but she exposes her delectable danishes while putting it on and gets rewarded for her effort with a nice tongue wrestling match.
Dana (Erin Daniels) has broken up with Alice (Leisha Hailey) to return to her ex-girlfriend Lara (Lauren Lee Smith). As Alice pines away on her radio show, Dana and Lara brandish their bazooms while knocking knuckle sandwiches on their sofa. Baba Boobey, Baba Boobey!
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) continues to confront her demons the best way possible- by working nights as a stripper. She brings out the full frontal shimmy in front of a very appreciative crowd. Sadly it doesn’t seem to be making her feel any better and Shane (Katherine Moennig) finds her in the bathroom slicing up her leg. Fortunately her petite peepers are out and still in perfect condition.
After comforting Bette (Jennifer Beals) at her father’s funeral, Tina (Laurel Holloman) moves back in with her to try and work things out. Hell hath no fury like the scorned Helena (Rachel Shelley), who uses her influence and money to get Bette fired from her job. Tina goes into labor and tries to deliver the baby at home while her pendulous pregnant pumpkins bob in the water bath. When the labor becomes too difficult, they are forced to go to the hospital to deliver.
Shane decides to give monogamy a chance, and showboats her left lung button while pounding promised lands with comely Carmen (Sarah Shahi). You’ll want to make sweet music with these Sapphic sirens!
Bette (Jennifer Beals) takes in her dying father Melvin (Ossie Davis), determined to make his last days comfortable despite Kit’s (Pam Grier) worries about the pressure it will place on her. Dana (Erin Daniels) has a chance encounter with her ex-girlfriend Lara (Lauren Lee Smith), who asks her out to dinner. Dana agrees with Alice’s (Leisha Hailey) consent but it is clear that Alice is jealous.
Mark (Eric Lively) is still living with Jenny (Mia Kirshner) and Shane (Katherine Moennig) after he reveals his hidden cameras, but the ladies are having a difficult time accepting his presence.
Jenny recovers a traumatizing childhood memory and deals with the stress by stripping onstage at a local nudie bar. She lays out full funbags and furburger before a room of cheering dudes. Your pants will give her a standing ovation!
The ladies go on an all-lesbian cruise, and Dana (Erin Daniels) and Alice (Leisha Hailey) spend most of the trip role playing as characters from the Love Boat. Jenny (Mia Kirshner), now aware that Carmen (Sarah Shahi) is in love with Shane (Katherine Moennig), is distant and moody and keeps making threesome suggestions. Seems normal to Mr. Skin!
Melvin (Ossie Davis) unexpectedly comes to town for a visit but his behavior towards Bette (Jennifer Beals) is still distant. When he suddenly collapses it’s revealed that he has cancer and wanted a last visit with his estranged family.
Jenny finally confronts Mark (Eric Lively) about the hidden camera by showing up on the live feed with “Is this what u want” written on her naked niblets. That’s the breast kind of revelation!
Mark’s (Eric Lively) sleazy producer is not pleased when the latest film scenes involve no nudity and cuts him loose. While he is out of the house Jenny (Mia Kirshner) stumbles onto his film archives and sees a video of Carmen (Sarah Shahi) confessing her love for Shane.
Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Dana (Erin Daniels) go shopping for marital aides at their local sex shop. Later that night, Dana models the fundipper at home while also flaunting her heavenly hills. Alice is happy to see those perfect pink pokers and so are we!
Jenny and Carmen make the most of their close quarters by sharing the bathroom. When Carmen gets out of the shower she gets on top of Jenny on the throne for a quick and dirty poonany polishing. The dainty duo’s dumplings are mashing moistly until they get interrupted by Shane (Katherine Moennig). You'll spray your Eau de toilette!
Bette(Jennifer Beals) is trying to win Tina (Laurel Holloman) back, but is having a hard time since Helena (Rachel Shelley) is constantly clit blocking. She soon finds an ally in Helena’s ex Winnie (Melissa Leo), who is trying to win custody of their kids.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) and Carmen’s (Sarah Shahi) relationship is getting closer, and they share some PDA in front of the coffee shop. Mark (Eric Lively) takes his peeping-Tom footage to a movie producer, but he wants the film to feature much more sex. So do we!
Dana (Erin Daniels) and Alice (Leisha Hailey) are happily cohabitating and they wake up to some mellow muffin mashing before realizing that they are late to work. Lovely quick flash of both ladies flapdoodles as they throw on some clothes. Morning would!
Dana (Erin Daniels) is scared to break off her engagement with girlfriend/manager Tonya (Meredith McGeachie), especially after she books a huge publicity event for her. Alice (Leisha Hailey) gives her an ultimatum- no more secret nookie until she splits from Tonya. Dana sits Tonya down for her break up speech, but soon finds out Tonya wants to break up as well, and has already started a relationship with Melissa Rivers.
Helena’s (Rachel Shelley) relationship with Tina (Laurel Holloman) is growing stronger, and the support pushes her to move back out of Bette’s (Jennifer Beals) house. At a Peabody Foundation dinner the ladies sneak away from the party to skinny dip in the pool. Helena strips off Tina’s clothes to present her prodigious pregnant palookas, and then we get glimpses of both their floaties as they do some synchronized face sucking in the pool.
Mark’s (Eric Lively) hidden camera film project does not have enough lesoo action for his tastes, so he hires prostitute Kelly (Stefanie von Pfetten) to pose a flower delivery messenger and then seduce Shane. Mark and his friend watch the video feed with rapt attention as Kelly smashes her sweet set all over Shane's body. That candid camera will put a smile on your face!
Tina (Laurel Holloman) reluctantly moves back in with Bette (Jennifer Beals) after her lawyer makes a pass at her. Bette is overjoyed at the relationship opportunity, then shocked when she finds out that Tina is pregnant.
Helena Peabody (Rachel Shelley) moves to LA, and is so taken with Tina, she gives the grant money to her social work office instead of Bette. Shane (Katherine Moennig) starts her new job as assistant to Veronica Bloom (Camryn Manheim), and Mark (Eric Lively) decides his next film project will star his vagitarian roommates.
Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Dana (Erin Daniels) continue to slap shabba-doos in secret, as a blissfully unaware Tonya (Meredith McGeachie) plans her wedding to Dana. Both ladies bring out the dairy pillows as they get freaky amongst the party favors for Dana’s upcoming nuptials. You’ll toast that wedding by popping your cork!
With her museum in danger of shutting down, Bette (Jennifer Beals) travels to New York to meet with wealthy art patron Helena Peabody (Rachel Shelley). Sadly, Helena is way too wrapped up in her own life and does not want to continue the donations her mother used to make to the museum.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) and Shane (Katherine Moennig) search for a third roommate and finally settle on aspiring filmmaker Mark Wayland (Eric Lively). Shane gets a job offer from tyrant movie producer Veronica Bloom (Camryn Manheim), and must decide whether the income is worth being ordered around.
Shane and Alice (Leisha Hailey) take off their tops for a skinny dip, and their new friend (Audra Ricketts) strips down to the full enchilada before getting wet in the pool. All those lifesavers will put a buoy in your boxers!
Tina (Laurel Holloman) hires tough lawyer Joyce Wischnia (Jane Lynch) to try to get alimony from Bette (Jennifer Beals). Joyce’s interest in Tina doesn’t seem to be purely professional, and she invites her to stay at her house until the lawsuit plays out.
With Tim (Eric Mabius) gone for good, Jenny (Mia Kirshner) tries to fill her spare time by enrolling in a creative writing class at UCLA. Shane moves in with Jenny so they can both save money, but when her lezzie lover Carmen (Sarah Shahi) comes over there is an immediate attraction between her and Jenny.
After a night of airing the orchid, Shane (Katherine Moennig) gets out of bed exposing her cute cupcakes and can, while Carmen (Sarah Shahi) lounges in post-coital bliss with her left licky hanging out. There is no walk of shame when these hot bodies are involved.
Tina (Laurel Holloman) is still refusing contact from Bette (Jennifer Beals) after discovering her affair, but she has an even bigger reason to keep away- her last insemination took and she’s pregnant. Meanwhile Bette is still with Candace (Ion Overman), but she can’t shake the feeling Tina is her true love.
Kit (Pam Grier) is dealing with the confusing feelings she has about drag king Ivan (Kelly Lynch). They are getting along great until Kit finds Ivan’s phony baloney right before Ivan walks in, still wrapping up her adorable apples. Where do you get off having tits?
While working on a movie set, Shane (Katherine Moennig) meets sexy DJ Carmen (Sarah Shahi) and they immediately get down to fajita eating in the sound studio. Unfortunately Carmen keeps her bra on but we get a glimpse of her crack as she shows off her tattoo. Muy caliente!
As the controversial art show prepares to open, Bette (Jennifer Beals) gives into her attraction to Candace (Ion Overman) and they have a clam slam breakfast at a local hotel.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) is keeping her options open by dating both Robin (Anne Ramsay) and Gene (Tygh Runyan), but she is only banging Robin. We get a gorgeous view of Jenny’s juicy jugs as she strokes sweater puppies with Robin in the morning. That’s the breast part of waking up!
Control freak Tonya (Meredith McGeachie) proposes to Dana (Erin Daniels), who is so used to taking orders that she immediately accepts. Alice (Leisha Hailey) throws a wrench in the works by kissing Dana and declaring her love.
After catching a glimpse of Bette and Candace together at the opening, Tina (Laurel Holloman) realizes that they have been intimate. When she confronts Bette at home they both break down crying, and Bette attempts to prove her love with makeup sex. Bette stays in her skivvies but Tina’s pink tipped torpedoes are front and center as Bette shows her who is the boss in bed. Thank you Ma’am, may I have another!
Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) client Cherie (Rosanna Arquette) continues to request frequent pelvic poundings, and uses her influence to get Shane an abandoned building to start her own business in. At the new salon she shows Shane the amenities- and then her panties as she lifts her leg for a crotch shot. The sex is going great, but Shane knows that if she breaks it off the expensive gifts and career advances will stop. Even worse, Cherie’s husband asks Shane to be a mentor to their daughter Clea (Samantha McLeod), who has a crush on Shane as well.
Tina (Laurel Holloman) suffers a miscarriage and struggles with Bette’s (Jennifer Beals) lack of emotion at the situation.
Newly single Jenny (Mia Kirshner) and Dana (Erin Daniels) hang out at a lesbian bar then head home together. After bountiful boobage-baring but awkward chemistry, the two decide that they are better off as friends. That friend funzone will have your ball pit bouncing!
A controversial art exhibit at Bette’s (Jennifer Beals) museum has conservative groups up in arms, and Tina (Laurel Holloman) isn't sure if Bette is more devoted to her or her work. The museum gets vandalized, and Bette has a confrontation with the leader of the right wingers, Fae Buckley.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) has dinner with Marina (Karina Lombard) and her girlfriend Francesca (Lolita Davidovich), but the couple seem to have a tumultuous relationship and fight constantly. The tense scene drives Jenny back into Tim’s (Eric Mabius) arms, and after they watch a movie together, into his bed.
Shane (Katherine Moennig) works her magic on former star Cherie Jaffe (Rosanna Arquette)'s hair, then works her magic a little lower when Cherie takes off her robe to reveal sexy black lingerie. Great view of Shane’s perky pokers until the dugout dinging duo is interrupted by Cherie’s husband walking in on them. The hairdresser was just making sure the carpet matched the drapes!
Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) career is taking off with her new celebrity connections and she plans a huge party top celebrate aboard Harry’s (Colin Cunningham) yacht. Dana (Erin Daniels) gets a big sponsor for her tennis career in Subaru, but it comes at a cost- there is a lifestyle clause in the contract that means she will have to pass as straight. The stress of being in the closet puts a damper on her new relationship with Lara (Lauren Lee Smith) and eventually breaks them up.
After being deserted in Lake Tahoe Jenny (Mia Kirshner) hitchhikes back to LA only to find Tim (Eric Mabius) packing her bags and telling her to move out. She heads over to Marina’s (Karina Lombard) in the hopes of being taken in, and Marina invites her inside to play bumper cars. Jenny lets her honkers hang out as she kisses Marina all over, but after the sex Marina confesses she already has a girlfriend and Jenny cannot live with her. Explo-tit-ation!
Shane’s (Katherine Moennig) hairstyling work gets discovered by Harry Samchuck (Colin Cunningham), a producer of Hollywood blockbusters. Dana (Erin Daniels) goes to a benefit dinner, but is too scared to bring her lady lover Lara (Lauren Lee Smith) and cops out with her tennis partner Harrison.
We get some nice panty shots as Tina (Laurel Holloman) tries on different outfits before heading out to dinner. The ladies meet with Bette’s (Jennifer Beals) father to announce their pregnancy, but conservative Melvin (Ossie Davis) reacts badly to the news.
Jenny’s (Mia Kirshner) down-low lovin' with Marina (Karina Lombard) is discovered by Tim (Eric Mabius) after he walks in on them. As she begs for forgiveness, he tells her she can prove her love to him by going immediately to Lake Tahoe to get married. She agrees but after the quickie ceremony Jenny wakes up to find Tim gone. She wanders around the hotel room sad and topless. Mr. Skin would never leave those precious peaks unattended!
This episode starts out with a delicious look into lesbo hookups of Christmas past. New York 1986, a model (Nahanni Arntzen) stands nude, baring bullseyes and beaver as a female photographer takes her picture before seducing her.
Bette (Jennifer Beals) is trying to book an art collection for her museum, and hits the jackpot when she has a chance encounter with rich art patron Peggy Peabody (Holland Taylor). Dana (Erin Daniels) finally asks her chef crush Lara (Lauren Lee Smith) out on date, and is rewarded with a moist makeout session in the locker room.
Jenny (Mia Kirshner) stops fighting her muff diving urges and meets with Marina (Karina Lombard). As the mesmerizing Marina yodels in her canyon, Jenny shows her right champagne saucer. Here’s to happy endings!
Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) finally decide on a sperm donor, and head to the doctor to get artificially knocked up.
Tennis star Dana (Erin Daniels) is asked to star in an ad campaign, but is not sure if the public is ready to know that she’s a lesbian. Even worse, she has a crush on a chef, Lara (Lauren Lee Smith), who works at her country club but can’t figure out whether she is gay or not. Shane’s ex-girlfriend Lacey (Tammy Lynn Michaels) is stalking her and ruining her hookups to get back at her for their break up.
Tim (Eric Mabius), unaware the Jenny has had sex with Marina (Karina Lombard), invites her to a dinner party and doesn’t understand why it is so awkward. Mia expresses her frustration to Tim while running around in her bra until she takes it off to throw on a shirt. Seeing those tasty treats will have you needing a change of clothes too!
Tim Haspel (Eric Mabius) and Jenny Schecter (Mia Kirshner) are moving to a new house in LA, fortunately for us it’s next door to lesbo lovin' central, the home of sapphic sirens Bette Porter (Jennifer Beals) and Tina Kennard (Laurel Holloman). On her first night in the new place, Jenny secretly watches as Shane (Katherine Moennig) brings a girl to their swimming pool for some slippery underwater fun. Jenny is clearly titillated, and when she later meets local coffee shop owner Marina (Karina Lombard), her attraction gets the better of her and the two share a steamy kiss before Jenny panics and leaves. She later gives into her cravings and both babes bare their badoinkies while they bump brillo pads in bed.
After fighting with Bette about the possibility of having a child, Tina escapes to the gym where a female instructor seems very interested in seeing her puffy peaks while she gets dressed in the locker room. She goes home to Bette and they make up in the nicest way possible, by grinding great divides on their bed. Tina bares her butterbags but Bette stays covered by a Tina hand bra. What a supportive couple!
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