Absolution (1997)

While other B movie mavens were capitalizing on the “stop the meteor” motif of Deep Impact (1998) and Armageddon (1998), director David DeCoteau figured it would be more fun to just wipe out the planet in The Journey: Absolution (1997). Not to be confused with the British thriller Absolution (1997), this science fiction flick picks up several years after most of the world has been destroyed by an asteroid. Ever resourceful, surviving earthlings exist in a small military colony in the Arctic. That’s where kickboxing grunt Ryan Murphy (Mario Lopez) goes to find a missing friend. This pits him against Sergeant Bradley (Richard Grieco), a crazed camp commandant who is putting together his own post-apocalyptic army. Apparently, the comet must’ve warmed up the Arctic since these muscular males spend a lot of time in their underwear. Of course, your own whities will get tighty when hottie Allison Wade (Jaime Pressly) appears on screen. This is especially the case when the blonde babe bares her be-thonged buns while in bed with her man. If that’s not arousing enough, there will be a whole lotta shakin’ going on when Ms. Pressly takes off her black bra to reveal her ravishing rack in the sack! Not to be upstaged, Katie (Hollie L. Hummel) peels off her brassiere to dance topless with a couple of guys. Breast of all, the skintastic act showcases this sexy brunette’s big natural mams! Needless to say, she’s one Hummel figurine your Grandma would NOT want displayed in her china cabinet.