Girls in
The Hunger (1983)

No matter what happens, I’ll be glad they’re naked.

Susan Sarandon’s name has been on our lips a lot lately, what with her encouraging her buxom daughter Eva Amurri to get topless on TV.

Besides that, it’s Halloween and that always brings to mind Susan’s Sapphic sex scene with classic French beauty Catherine Deneuve in the lesbian vampire flick The Hunger, recently featured in our 10 Screamingly Sexy Horror Nudes video.

And now there’s yet another reason to contemplate Susan’s Saran-domes.

Websites are reporting that director Jessica Manafort wants to do a remake of the Susan Sarandon-Geena Davis buddy pic Thelma & Louise with The Informers babe Amber Heard and not-yet-naked Leighton Meester, star of Gossip Girl.

This could be good news for those who want to see Leighton make her nude debut.

Let’s just hope this one doesn’t go over the cliff before it gets on the road.

Read more after the jump.

Picking up where we left off last week...

Anna Paquin and Lizzy Caplan Bust Out Their Suckers Anew on HBO’s Nude Vampire Tit Hit, True Blood

Another Sunday night, another more-than-just-hair-raising edition of HBO’s True Blood featuring some of the finest celebrity nudity to ever hit the boob tube.

On the episode that debuted October 26, 2008, not only did Lizzy Caplan, who showed off her spectacular chest in the previous installment, bust out her pert-nippled knockers again, but there was even a return appearance by the bare rack of series star Anna Paquin.

Talk about Lust-See TV! Click the pic to see Anna Paquin nude and Lizzy Caplan nude on True Blood!

The 2008 Emmy Awards Was Chock Full of Starlets with Naked Pasts. See Them Nude at Mr. Skin!

Last night’s Emmy Awards ceremony brought out Hollywood’s hottest to honor television’s best achievements. So now it’s up to Mr. Skin to salute the boob tube’s winners and nominudes by revealing exactly where you can see them naked.

After the jump, see the naked truth exposed on Heidi Klum, Eileen Atkins, Candice Bergen, Judi Dench, Laura Dern, Glenn Close, Sally Field, Rachel Griffiths, Holly Hunter, Laura Linney, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine Keener, Sandra Oh, Mary-Louise Parker, Susan Sarandon, and Kyra Sedgwick.

In my nocturnal ramblings through cyberspace, I recently came across a list of the hottest vampires in cinematic history, in anticipation, no doubt, of the second episode of True Blood tomorrow night.

At first I was confused and alarmed, because all of the female I know that got into acting wanted to keep their identity as members of the undead under wraps. Not all of them were smart about it, though. I’m not naming names, of course. (Rose McGowan and Fairuza Balk.)

But then I saw, to my relief, that they were actually listing mortal actresses who played vampires on film. The list mentions some of my favorites, including Soledad Miranda, Lucy Liu, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Angie Everhart, and Carla Gugino.

But a whole host of boobtastic babes that no self-respecting bloodsucker could forget are absent from the list. It is my duty as Chief Undersex-retary in charge of Naked Actresses for the All-Transylvania Secret Sodality of Monsters Encouraging Nudity (A.S.S.M.E.N. for short) to remedy this situation.

To that (rear) end, here are five more incredible hot movie vampires for your sanguine and salubrious skin-tillation.

Read more after the bite!

Count Rackula's Sex and Blood DVD Roundup

Greetings from Castle Rackula, hidden deep in the mountainous peaks of Mam-sylvania. I am Count Rackula, your ghoulish guide to the bewitching world of nudity in horror movies.

For many years now, I have slept through the day, unable to bear the blinding, burning rays of the sun, and stayed up all night counting the boobs in horror movies and occasionally turning women into sex slaves with my vampire magic.

While I am unable to share with mortals the secret mind control techniques of my race, I am more than happy to share with you my vast store of knowledge about monster movies, fright flicks, and splatter cinema.

Some would call this a poor substitute, but those people probably haven’t seen Catherine Deneuve lez out with a topless Susan Sarandon in The Hunger.

So put away the holy water and get out the hand lotion, because I have many wonderful and terrible things to show you.

Read more and check out my DVD picks on the other side of the cut.

What Do Amy Winehouse and Notorious Hungarian Countess Elizabeth Bathory Have in Common? It Might Be More Than Poofy Black Hair and a Ghostly Pallor ….

Amy Winehouse had blood delivered yesterday. Human blood. To her home.

Ordinarily, one must travel to a properly recognized medical facility to have other people’s plasma brought forth, presumably, for bodily consumption.

And it could be that skin-popping chart-topper Amy Winehouse just needed a fresh injection of the red stuff to keep her pumping (as was rumored to be Keith Richards’ semi-regular intravenous elixir of choice).

But considering how crowded Amy’s veins may very well be at any given moment, could it be that she’d partake of sanguine treats in some other manner, perhaps even something … sexy?

Bathe in Amy Winehouse’s bloody possibilities after the … cut!