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Comedian Reveals Aural Fixation with Married With Children Star

Howard Stern sidekick and Friend of Skin Artie Lange reveals in his new autobiography, Too Fat to Fish, that he pleasured himself to the sound of Christina Applegate talking on the other side of his dressing room wall when she was a guest on Mad TV.

"Like a moth to the flame, I got up and stood right behind the door," Artie recalls. "Just the sound of her talking about the most boring, everyday aspects of her wardrobe was too much for me."

So much in fact, that the Beer League star had to take splatters into his own hands.

Read more after the spank.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

Richard Christy is best known as a staffer on The Howard Stern Show, specializing in prank calls and outrageous stunts with Sal the Stockbroker.

Richard is also an accomplished musician, playing drums in heavy metal bands like Death and Iced Earth, with whom he has toured extensively.

A long-time fan of horror movies, Richard recently took the time to discuss nudity in horror, haunted houses, and his favorite day of the year, Halloween, with Maximilian Mueller.

Read the complete interview after the jump.

30. Swingtown (2008)

Network: CBS

Tele-Visions: Lana Parrilla, Molly Parker, Kate Norby, Heidi Marnhout

Skinopsis: The 1970s sexual revolution reaches suburban Chicago, launching three very different married couples into an all-out orgy of (s)experimentation and new (s)experiences.

What’s Hot: Lana Parrilla stirs up tantalizing trouble as the hot half of an open marriage that turns a sleepy Mid-West bedroom community into a whirlwind of freeform fornication. Molly Parker from Deadwood will give you live wood, while swinging supporting characters are guaranteed to keep your lava lamp alight.

Sexy Star Pics:

Check out more after the jump!

A former competitive gymnast and dancer at the international level, fresh-faced Texas beauty Teagan Presley started doing porn at age 19 and quickly became a phenomenon, appearing in movies like Anal Prostitutes on Video 1 (2004) and Cum in My Ass Not in My Mouth 2 (2004). Teagan has also appeared on the hit HBO series Entourage, The Howard Stern Show, and in the blockbuster comedy Superbad (2007). In 2007 Teagan had new breast implants put in and auctioned off the old ones on eBay. Recently Teagan sat down with our own Maximilian Mueller to discuss dog bites, old movies, and her new policy of exclusive onscreen lesbianism.

Megan Fox: wet top, hard nips. (Less Clothes)

Howard Stern got Jillian Grace pregnant … albeit in a roundabout, via-David-Spade kind of way. (Marks Friggin)

David Duchovny is a Californicator. (Yeeeah!)

Julianne Moore boobs out in Italian Vogue. (Nudography)

Me-WOW! Kim Kardashian’s Pussycat Doll video. (IDLYITW)

Ciara poses for near-vaginal Vibe cover so you won’t need Cialis. (Oh No They Didn’t)

Jordan with a horse. (Drunken Stepfather)

Christina Ricci is bikini peachy. (The Grumpiest)

Anna Semenovic sings about vodka, borscht, and bears, and also poses in (and out of) hot, hot underwear. (Holy Taco)

Shockingly Big Bra Size for Girl-Kissing Pop Star

Beacon for the bi-curious Katy Perry revealed today on the Howard Stern Show that her bra size is a surprising 32DD.

The “ I Kissed a Girl” singer has always impressed Mr. Skin with her constant talk of kissing girls, but now there’s a whole new reason to be impressed by Katy. And it’s just under her sweater.

This picture of Katy’s kleavage suggests a prominent set of jugs, but no one will know for sure until she disrobes on camera.

Are we looking at a rack comparable to Pam Anderson’s here? Mr. Skin wants to know from his readers what they think, so leave a comment.

Click below to check out a free topless pic of 32DD actress Diora Baird for comparison.

NYC Glossy Claims Tera Patrick Said She Was the Only Porn Star to Ever Cross Over Into the Mainstream

Adult-video fans are pumped for a clash of the Ultimate XXX Brunette versus the Ultimate XXX Blonde after Tera Patrick reportedly dished out unkind words toward Jenna Jameson in Black Book magazine.

According to the article, Tera said: “There’s really no other porn star that’s crossed into mainstream that I can think of. I’m pretty much the girl that makes porn okay.”

Frankly, that does not sound like the gracious, thoughtful Tera Patrick that Mr. Skin has known and Skinterviewed.

Today, LukeIsBack.com reports that Tera was indeed misquoted, and that they expect the writer to make a correction.

Mr. Skin loves Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson both, but it’s time to step in an toot the horns of crossover porn queens Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn Allen, and Kristine DeBell after the jump.