The House on Carroll Street (1988)

It is the universal belief that the Un-American Activities Committee was a black spot in the history of our country. But Mr. Skin prefers a more positive view. If such a dark time could produce a hot property like The House on Carroll Street (1988) then, well, some good came from McCarthyism. In this thriller, Kelly McGillis refuses to name names, but she doesn’t refuse to get naked, which she does briefly in the bath, exposing her very pro-American boobies. Things get more mysterious after that, with strange goings-on at the neighbors’ house, but we’ll take the Fifth on that to focus our testicle-mony on Kelly’s topless scene.