The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977)

She’s back, but this time The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977) and is played by Joey Heatherton rather than Lynn Redgrave, who originated the role of real-life lady of the night Xaviera Hollander in The Happy Hooker (1975). That one was all about Xaviera's (Joey Heatherton) journey from secretary to high class call girl, culminating in her becoming a successful author. All that actually happened but didn't leave much room for a sequel. So, when viewers wanted more of Xaviera, beat poet turned screenwriter Bob Kaufman crafted an entirely fake narrative about Xaviera testifying before Congress. Yes, in this one we see a Senator caught in bed with a hooker, which creates such a scandal that Xaviera is called in front of Congress to spill the beans about all the paid, below the belt action that takes place inside the beltway. From there, the whole movie is basically just comedic clips of hooker's and their roles in politics, though Xaviera does get famous from her time under oath and end up doing a few commercials that parody real life brand slogans and ads. Mr. Skin is happy to report there is a ton of nudity in this satire of political sex scandals. Cisse Cameron, who got her bra sliced off by a thug in Billy Jack (1971) finally shows us what all the fuss was about in this, her first onscreen skin. The ginger with the big gazoongas shows Congress her cans when testifying turns into her shirt flying open. That'll have you filibusting in your pants! Linda Gildersleeve was a busy girl that year, also appearing in Cinderella (1977). Here, she shows her large breasts while stripping down and doing a dude right on a diner counter. Dawn Clark, a pompom girl from The Hollywood Knights (1980), shows off her pompoms for the first time here while lounging on a swing. For a different type of thing, the gallon-sized chocolate milk sacks of Marilyn Joi bring joy to your pants while she's doing kinky sex stuff with a warlord. Pamela Zinszer flashes her rack for the only time onscreen doing the old flasher in a trench coat routine. Those hills give those old dudes crafting boring bills one heck of a thrill! At one point, Russ Meyer babe Raven De La Croix is nude on a table. And Playboy Playmate March 1973 Bonnie Large will get you large in her only onscreen nudity. Throw in the tits of Louisa Moritz and that's a lot of bang for your buck! No wonder the boys in DC can't get anything done, they're too busy doing gorgeous gals like the lovely ladies of The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington!