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The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980)

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The third flick in the Happy Hooker franchise, The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980) followed both The Happy Hooker (1975) and The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977), both of which were fictionalized accounts of the world-famous Dutch courtesan Xaviera Hollander. Replacing Lynn Redgrave and Joey Heatherton, who portrayed her in the first and second films, when it was time to head to Hollywood the lusciously lean and tan, two-time Bond girl Martine Beswicke took over the role. A bit meta, this one follows Xaviera as she frolics among the beautiful people of Southern California, while her bestselling autobiography gets turned into a movie. But after bedding a producer convinced he could make her film a huge hit, she finds out he has a girlfriend he never told Xaviera about. No problem, she'll just finance the flick herself. How's she gonna make the money to do that? By doing all sorts of dudes for cash, and getting her happy hooker buddies to work a bit of bend-overtime to make some extra money for her. A libidinous lark filled with jokes at the expense of sleazy Hollywood producers, there are tons of stars in this one including Batman himself, Adam West. In fact, Martine shows all three B's while skinny dipping with Mr. West, before they head to the fireplace lit bedroom and she climbs on top and rocks his world. No dick can resist Miss Beswicke! She is a hooker though, so we hope the Caped Crusader paid her. But there's plenty more skin where that came from. The busty Blaxploitation star Tanya Boyd goes topless while climbing down a rope, and both K.C. Winkler and Susan Kiger play a fun game of topless billiards. But the wildest scene comes when K.C. rides some man in reverse cowgirl, while dressed as an actual cowgirl. Yee-hard! They say if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life. So we hope your career is as fulfilling as the filling and spilling work of Xaviera in The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood!