Girls in
The Good Girl (2002)

No “Friend” to Playboy Readers

Playboy has racked another up missed opportunity, and we’re all the worse for it.

In turning down Hef’s proferred $4 million (plus bonuses for high sales that could add up to $10 million), Jennifer Aniston has joined the ranks of skingy celebrities who have refused to reveal in the pages of the magazine.

The list reads like a Who’s Who of women who should be nude: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stacy Keibler, Shania Twain, Loni Anderson, and Britney Spears.

Although Mr Skin has wanted to see Jen’s jugs since Leprechaun, Hef got the idea to approach her after her racy—but non-nude by any standard—photoshoot in GQ last month.

Read more after the jump.

November 2009 Can’t Come Soon Enough!

Friends babe Jennifer Aniston has long been a favorite of Mr Skin’s because she has consistently outdone her pals Courteney Cox (with whom she played girl-girl grabass in a 2007 episode of Dirt) and Lisa Kudrow in the nudity department.

Lisa Kudrow has been totally skinless to date. And while Courteney bared her boobs briefly in Blue Desert and Commandments, she has always used a body double for scenes that call for a view of her back yard.

Jennifer, on the other hand, gave us a good view of her butt in The Break-up (just check out today’s Moon at Noon!) and her tits in the 2002 indie drama The Good Girl.

Read more after the cut.

Welcome to August. The dog days of summer are here, though you'd never know it looking at these recent paparazzi pics from CelebSlam and The Superficial. It appears that Hollywood is experiencing a freak cold spell, if the thermometers attached to Jessica Alba's and Jennifer Aniston's breasts are to be believed.

Mr. Skin is no meteorologist but knows a cold snap when he sees one. Or two. Or four, as the case may be.

For more stiff-tipped nipples from Jessica Alba and Jennifer Aniston, click through the cut. No padded bra necessary.

Kevin Bacon-that heroic man of a million connections-has enjoyed an appropriately abundant array of Oscar-winning starlets. We link them up.