The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)

The first part of a trilogy that continues with The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009) and ends with The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest (2009), the Swedish thriller The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) stars Swedish siren Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth Salander, a hot bisexual hacker who helps solve a mysterious crime. Based on the Swedish bestseller, this version came out two years before David Fincher hired Rooney Mara to play Lisbeth in the American remake The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011), though both feature plenty of tatted tata! Lisbeth is a goth chick in her mid 20's, who is a tremendously effective investigator thanks to her computer hacking skills. She gets hired by the famous journalist Mikael Blomkvist (Michael Nyquist) to help him with a murder he's been hired to solve. A super rich dude named Henrik Vanger (Sven-Bertil Taube) saw his niece disappear on his private island just when the tide had cut if off from the outside world. He thinks it was probably one of his brothers, because they were Nazis and aren't all that ashamed of it. As the quite different duo do their best to solve the murder, both realize they have stumbled upon something far larger than either could have expected. And in the case of Lisbeth, she's put a giant target on her dragon tattoo covered back. There's a lot of disturbing, graphic, sexual violence in this one which lets us see plenty of Noomi in the nudey, even if some of the scenes are a bit tough to watch. We see her buns and bush as she's tied up, face down on the bed. Then we get all three B's as she wakes up in bed with another sexy lady, as well as plenty of titty as she does some riding on top of a dude before enjoying a post-sex smoke. Cool tats. Better tits! Scenes like that will make you spew to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo!