This week on DVD and Blu-ray Noomi Rapace plays with fire while you play with yourself in The Stieg Larsson Series Box Set, Mary Louise Parker will get you high with her kind butt on season six of Weeds, and Due Date turns out to be a dude date and a non-nude date.

The Stieg Larsson Series Box Set

This week on Blu-Ray, it's the release of The Stieg Larsson Series Box Set featuring Swedish siren Noomi Rapace as the girl with the dragon tattoo who played with fire and kicked the hornet's nest. Noomi is naked in all three movies of trilogy, but your best looks at Noomi's naked knockers and nookie come at the one hour, eleven-minute mark of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo where she shows all 3 B's getting out of bed with her lesbo gal-pal, and 18 minutes into The Girl Who Played with Fire, where she flashes T&A going on a muff-diving expedition. You've got to love a box set with those Swedish meatballs!

Weeds: Season Six

Mary Louise Parker still has the primo stuff in season six of the smokin' hot Showtime series Weeds, out on DVD today. And between the THC and the T&A, you don't have to be a stoner to get a boner. Season six brings with it some good looks at Mary Louise starkers along with some bonus boobs and butt from costar Jamie Rene Smith. Jamie reveals rack and rump having shower sex in an episode appropriately called "Bliss" and Mary gets bare-y getting boned from behind in the episode "Gentle Puppies "(They should have called it "Rough Doggy"). When this pot-dealing mom shows off her dime-bags, you'll be growing your own in your pants.

Due Date

Robert Downey, Jr. is an expectant father who has to hitch a ride with an eccentric actor played by Zach Galifianakis in the comedy Due Date, out in on DVD this week. But I have disappointing news. Due Date is no nude date. Mamtastic Michelle Monaghan plays Downey Jr.'s pregnant wife here, but I preferred it when that pair appeared together in the 2005 crime comedy Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Because they weren't the only pair to appear in that movie. In her only nude role to date, Michelle shows off her naked knockers three times. So why watch a Due Date with dudes when you can see two great boobs?