The Gene Generation (2007)

Bisexual Asian sensation Bai Ling boasts two of the most mouth-wateringly mammoth milk spigots ever photographed atop her pert boobies, and now she stars as assassin-for-hire Michelle in the sci-fi action romp The Gene Generation (2007). In the not-so-distant future, scientists concoct a DNA-rearranging device that can cure patients of almost any ill, but which ultimately turns on the person who is applying it (one unfortunate doctor—played by legendary Faye Dunaway—actually gets reconfigured into a pile of snakes). When the gizmo falls into the hands of international baddies, Michelle’s trouble-making brother Jackie (Parry Shen) gets mixed up in the mess that follows, and it’s up to his gun-toting, ass-stomping, doorknob-nippled sibling to blast him out of it. Breast of all, Bai blasts her miraculously mammoth dairy spigots out of her shirt along the way, so when watching The Gene Generation, be sure to bring along a change of jeans.