The Four Seasons (1981)

Okay, so you usually wouldn’t want to spend time with three middle-aged married couples as they take vacations in Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. But you might reconsider once you hear that the wives in The Four Seasons (1981) are a fine MILF line-up of Carol Burnett, Sandy Dennis and Rita Moreno. After all, those ladies are seasoned screen veterans of making dudes sauce! Alan Alda's directorial debut, the story follows three high class NYC couples who all take a vacation together once during each season. They've all been doing this together for decades, but one spring Nick (Len Cariou) decides he's done with his wife Anne (Sandy Dennis). Ditching her, he does the May-December thing and hooks up with the younger hottie Ginny (Bess Armstrong). Since the couples have been buddies with Anne for decades, this causes all sorts of chaos as they struggle with what to do about Anne getting excluded from their big trip, and the awkwardness of having so little in common with the new, young addition to the party. Plus, after seeing a close friend ditch an older woman for a newer model, Kate (Carol Burnett) starts to wonder if her hubby Jack (Alan Alda) would do the same. He probably would, since Mr. Skin was sporting serious wood watching the tight bodied blonde Bess Armstrong go skinny dipping. One of the Bess asses ever put to screen, have a look at that rump as it breaches the water and tell me a middle-aged MILF could compete with it! Maybe Carol couldn't, but Rita Moreno knows her onscreen husband Jack Weston isn't going anywhere. Why would he, you'll conclude after watching her go nude! We sure loved seeing her buns in the water during a morning swim! Mr. Skin wishes he was him! There are more, but those are two very good reasons to watch The Four Seasons!