The Formula (2014)

Picking up chicks is difficult for some dudes. There are guys that have game and there are others that need a lot of help with the ladies. The comedy The Formula (2014) follows two helpless engineering students, Quinn and Graham (Brandon Baker and Mike Schminke), who put their smarts to good use by developing a mathematical formula that makes picking up chicks a whole lot easier. While Quinn has his eyes set on one chick—T.J. (Katie Goebel), a sexy student teacher, Graham has a hankering for as many hotties as he can get into his bed. Like all things mathematical, the titular equation must be tested over and over to prove it infallible. Due to the lack of nudity, Mr. Skin thinks this formula needs to be reworked. Nevertheless, you’ll be crunching more than just numbers when Sasha Jackson sports a revealing bikini in one scene and a cleavage-baring white bra in another. Ms. Jackson fleshy tease will turn you into Mr. Jack, son!