The Final Destination (2009)

The fourth installment in the inventive Final Destination horror franchise, the 3D shriekfest The Final Destination (2009) follows the survivors of a cataclysmic accident at a racetrack. If you're familiar with the Rube Goldberg Machine of death franchise, you should have a basic idea of how this movie is going to work. Of course, we start out with a young man named Nick O'Bannon (Bobby Campo) who heads to the racetrack with his friends: the horny douche named Hunt (Nick Zano), Nick's girlfriend Lori (Shantel VanSanten), and Lori's bestie Janet (Haley Webb). A driver blows a tire, there's a crash, debris flies into the crowd, there's fire everywhere, people die all over the place, and Nick dies. But wait! Suddenly, Nick wakes up in his seat just before the crash happened. With tons of things in real life looking just like they did in his premonition, Nick warns everyone about what's going to happen, and a few people leave, only for the accident to take place exactly like it did in his dream! Whoa, he just prevented all their deaths. But in these movies, death doesn't like to get outsmarted, so it's going to come for you eventually. While Nick runs around trying to figure out how to stop all the survivors from dying in horrific accidents, Hunt gets trapped by a pool filter on the bottom of the pool until the pressure turns his body into bits, the MILFy Samantha (Krista Allen) takes a rock to the eyeball after a lanmower sends it flying, the cowboy hat wearing fella Jonathon (Jackson Walker) has a bathtub land on his head when it falls out of an apartment above him, and a bunch more super impractical deaths all happen to the survivors of the crash. As always, the still living try to avoid being picked off one by one by the dark forces of fate that they only thought they could cheat. But what makes this one a bit unique is that all the explosions and grisly death scenes are presented in eye-popping 3D, as are the bare boobs and butt of Gabrielle Chapin. She's a huge hootered blonde that slips away with Hunt to a poolside tent, where she heats things up before going for a dip to cool down. Gabrielle is hot as Hell as she flashes T&A riding on top of Hunt, with her hooters bouncing in his face! Yeah, he ends up exploded into little bits, but we still envy him for getting to play with those tits! In 3d those things look so real, you’ll try to cop a feel! Add to that Shantel VanSanten running around in her bikini, and The Final Destination of your hand will be down your pants!