The Fantastic Four

You know the deal - Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic), Susan Storm Richards (The Invisible Woman), Johnny Storm (The Human Torch), and Benjamin Grimm (The Thing) were part of the race to be the first humans in space, but when they went up they hit a cosmic storm which ruined their ship, nearly killed them, and gave them mutant powers. In this animated version of the famous Marvel comic book, the undeniably beautiful (and Skingy) Kathy Ireland voiced the character of Crystal. Why you’d have a supermodel with negligible acting experience do a voiceover role is beyond us, but it gives us an excuse to look at her Tonight Show pictures, complete with upright nipples. Huzzah.