The Escort (2015)

The romantic dramedy The Escort (2015) — not to be confused with the 1997 thriller of the same name — follows (you guessed it) an escort. The story starts with a sex addict/journalist named Mitch (Michael Doneger) who decides to write about Natalie (Lyndsy Fonseca) after he meets her in a bar. She’s brainy and beautiful, and makes $1,000 an hour! As a recent Stanford grad, Nat seems like an anomaly in the supposedly seedy world of sex work. As such, Mitch follows her around to do research about her and her job. This means we get to see the sexy starlet donning a studded dominatrix outfit while riding a guy dressed like a baby. Needless to say, her kinky getup is designed to get us off. In fact, her leather bra-clad rack will make you want to give yourself a whack! As Mitch and Natalie spend more time together, they learn they share a proclivity for staying emotionally unattached. That is, until they fall in love with each other! Although this love story may seem to be “by the numbers,” there’s definitely some fine figures to see. For starters, check out the short shorts on Dana (a blonde Rumer Willis) as she straddles a guy in the kitchen. If that’s not arousing enough, we also get to glance at a hint of butt crack on a lady called Amy (Jo Galloway) when Mitch bangs her from behind in the bathroom. What else would you expect from a director named Will Slocombe!