The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009)

J Blakeson’s barebones neo-noir film The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009) features only three performers. And luckily for us, one of them is gorgeous Gemma Arteron. The lovely leading lady portrays the titular Alice, a spoiled rich girl who is kidnapped by two thugs: Vic (Eddie Marsan) and Danny (Martin Compston). Throughout the course of the R rated flick, skinophiles can admire Ms. Arteron’s partertons in several different scenes. Needless to say, when her captors strip her and tie her to a bed, it’s a bad day for Alice but it’s a good day for us since we get to view Gemma’s beautiful body. After her clothes and black panties are cut off of her, the movie showcases the British babe’s big bare breasts. Talk about putting the thrills into this thriller! In another scene, the topless hottie turns the tables when she turns Danny on in bed. First, he’s kissing her and then she’s tying him up instead. In another scene, the skintastic actress can be seen wearing nothing but a ball-gag. Even when Gemma wasn’t on camera, the statuesque stunner stayed handcuffed to remain in character. Let’s hear it for method acting! Perhaps that’s why the movie was nominated for the Raindance Award at the 2009 British Independent Film Awards. Of course, Mr. Skin has a statuette in his pants with Gemma’s name on it! Thanks to the arousing coverage of Gem’s cans, the title should be changed from The Disappearance of Alice Creed to The Disappearance of Phallus Seed!