Girls in
The Break-Up (2006)

Subtext: “Les be Friends, Jen!”

When Knocked Up and Funny People star Leslie Mann attended the Academy Awards a few months back, she was less dazzled by the spectacle of host Hugh Jackman’s song and dance routines than by the Jennifer Aniston's ass, which was seated in the chair right in front of her.

"We got invited to the Academy Awards and we were sitting behind Jennifer Aniston and I'm always kind of jealous of the pictures of her in those trashy magazines in the little bikini, with her whole butt hanging out,” Mann explains. “Her butt looks so perfect and I can't believe anyone's butt looks so good, I'm convinced they retouched it.”

And I’m convinced that Leslie is thinking about touching it herself!

Read more after the jump.

Will Sandra Bullock Get Her Boobs out in a Romantic Comedy This Summer?

Good nudity in a romantic comedy is a very rare thing. Once in a while you'll get a slip of nip like in Pretty Woman or The Wedding Date, but really outstanding celebrity nudes scenes like the ones in The Break-Up and Something's Gotta Give don't come along very often. But rumor has it that romantic-comedy queen Sandra Bullock may be adding a dash of full frontal to that very short list soon.

The Proposal, which finds Bullock as an about-to-be-deported Canadian businesswoman who tricks her underling (Scarlett Johansson's husbo Ryan Reynolds) into marrying her, will hit theaters on June 19th. But will your jaw hit the floor with a bit of boobs of bush from Sandra?

Bullock recently told Entertainment Weekly of her character:

[Screenwriter] Peter [Chiarelli] wrote me like a guy, and he never stopped writing me like a guy.

To which the mag countered:

Except, perhaps, in the nude scene. The crucial moment transpires when Bullock's character steps out of the shower, searches for her towel, and stumbles into an equally unclad Reynolds. It was the only sequence that choreographer-turned-director [Anne] Fletcher insisted they rehearse. "I really wanted them to be naked," says Fletcher, "and they never batted an eyelash." Jokes Bullock, "I wanted to do full-frontal nudity before I turned 60, so, check."

To date we've seen Sandra Bullock nude in two films: a bit of ass in Who Shot Patakango?, and a bit of dark, shadowy breasts in Fire on the Amazon. Both were little seen and came before Sandra appeared in the mega hit Speed. Since finding fame Sandra's only delivered a little bikini and lingerie action, so the likelihood of a full-frontal scene making it to the final cut of The Proposal is slim.

After the cut, we make an argument for why we think that Sandra's sacks and snatch might just make it to a summer movie screen near you.

No “Friend” to Playboy Readers

Playboy has racked another up missed opportunity, and we’re all the worse for it.

In turning down Hef’s proferred $4 million (plus bonuses for high sales that could add up to $10 million), Jennifer Aniston has joined the ranks of skingy celebrities who have refused to reveal in the pages of the magazine.

The list reads like a Who’s Who of women who should be nude: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stacy Keibler, Shania Twain, Loni Anderson, and Britney Spears.

Although Mr Skin has wanted to see Jen’s jugs since Leprechaun, Hef got the idea to approach her after her racy—but non-nude by any standard—photoshoot in GQ last month.

Read more after the jump.

November 2009 Can’t Come Soon Enough!

Friends babe Jennifer Aniston has long been a favorite of Mr Skin’s because she has consistently outdone her pals Courteney Cox (with whom she played girl-girl grabass in a 2007 episode of Dirt) and Lisa Kudrow in the nudity department.

Lisa Kudrow has been totally skinless to date. And while Courteney bared her boobs briefly in Blue Desert and Commandments, she has always used a body double for scenes that call for a view of her back yard.

Jennifer, on the other hand, gave us a good view of her butt in The Break-up (just check out today’s Moon at Noon!) and her tits in the 2002 indie drama The Good Girl.

Read more after the cut.

I apologize for my lack of updates the past few days-but I've been extremely busy holed up in my office here at Skin Central, frantically fast-forwarding and pausing, preparing for one of the most exciting events of the year: my annual Anatomy Awards!

The Oscars are this Sunday, and as outstanding acting is honored, I, too, will toast this past year's greatest sin-ematic achievements.

Fast-forwarding to the good parts of all of the flesh-filled flicks of the past year was a long, hard undertaking (and how!). 2007 offered up a bumper crop of onscreen skin, but I'm positive that the breast women will win!

Winners announced last year included The Break-Up's Jennifer Aniston for "Best PG-13 Nude Scene" and Loverboy star Kyra Sedgwick for "Best Over 40 Nude Scene."

Who will nab Mr. Skin's coveted Anatomy Awards this year? Tune EARLY to Howard 100 on Sirus this Monday, February 25th to find out!