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The Brand New Testament

The Brand New Testament (2015)

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The Brand New Testament is French film that taking a wickedly funny approach to religious satire - not heavy enough to be offensive, but funny enough to keep you interested. In this film, God is a middle-aged balding man living in a Brussels apartment with his wife and daughter Ea. Most of us know about Jesus, but in this film, he's already been reduced to a statue, and nobody knows about Ea. While God sits at his computer in his office writing cruel laws to cure his boredom (the telephone always rings when you get in the tub, for example) and causing natural disasters like plane crashes, Ea plots to correct his wickedness and instigates Deathgate - AKA, the release of everyone in the world's day of death. She's also looking for six more apostles and comes across an odd bunch of them. There's also quite a bit of sex, which doesn't seem quite as sacrilegious here as we'd been led to believe. Anna Tenta shows boobs when she's getting it on with a lucky guy, and Therese Kabankaya plays a prostitute who makes a man who will die soon very, very happy.