APRIL FOOLS!!!!
Hahaha! Gotcha!
Like I would ever quit this job. They would have to wheel me out on a cart with a tag on my toe...
And just to clear a couple things up, I've never been to Vegas, OR a strip club. Pathetic? I agree, but I also know that I will never be as prepared to enjoy both of those activities as I am now. Bring it on- I'm ready.
There seems to be a lot circling strippers this week... First Mr. Skin broke the news on his Twitter that Jessica Biel MAY be nude in Powder Blue where she plays a stripper. There was a lot of speculation about this movie, she said a while ago that she wasn't going to do nudity after regretting her nude spread in Gear Magazine- but a girl can hope, right? We're still waiting for the verdict, but we have a very skilled team here and I have faith that if there's something to be found, they'll find it.
Next up was the news of Kendra Wilkinson's stripper pole line. Now- I have ALWAYS wanted a stripper pole in my house. I remember when Carmen Electra came out with her line of poles, I was so excited I wouldn't shut up about getting one, and then I foolishly waited for the people who said they would "pay to see that" to get me one (of course it never happened). I'm not letting that happen again. When it comes to the "aerobic DVD" that's included, they jury is still out. I haven't seen either one of them work the pole yet, but I would have to say Carmen is probably the better teacher (I love Kendra, but hearing her laugh while suspending myself on a pole could prove dangerous).
In semi-related stripper news, Lindsay Lohan's new ride has been identified as belonging to Dennis DeSantis, a porn producer from DNA Productions... I think we all know what this means.
First off, there's no way Lindsay doesn't miss working, or dick. Her solution? Go where the money is. Her mistake? Thinking she'll never have to pay for it. He shrugged off the $10,000 worth of damage inflicted to his $125,000 Maserati by her assistant, but when "I Know Who Cock Blocked Me" comes out we're all going to know why. Men are very protective about their cars (take it from a girl who tried to drive her boyfriends Mercedes without permission- or a license- yikes! I wasn't allowed to touch the keys again for months).
I'm still ripping through Playboys and getting ideas for my next photo shoot so that's all for today... Do you have any ideas for me? Let me know!
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Until next time- XX ~The Big O
