The Barrens (2012)

Turns out there's something scarier than Snooki living in New Jersey, and you can find it in The Barrens (2012). True Blood's Stephen Moyer and The L Word's Mia Kirschner star as a married couple whose camping trip in the New Jersey wilderness takes a dark turn when Richard (Moyer) becomes convinced their campsite is being stalked by the legendary New Jersey Devil. So he moves his family even deeper into the woods...has this guy never seen a horror movie before? Sadly, this movie is mostly Barren of skin, save for a fertile look down Mia's wet blouse as she attempts to resuscitate an unconscious child.