The bandleader of blood and bullets, director Sam Penkinpah, delivers one of his gentlest westerns with The Ballad of Cable Hogue (1970). Jason Robards plays a prospector so down on his luck he can't even dig gold out of his rotten teeth. Then he discovers a water hole and sells cool refreshments to train passengers en route through his ghost town. He gets his own refreshment from Stella Stevens, as a local prostitute. Stella shows off her tumbleweeds and bare bottom in one steamy scene. She's so hot that David Warner, as a horny priest, can't keep his crucifix in his pants. This ballad is something to sing about!