Nude Scenes from
The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

RSVP? No T&A?

Welcome back to Castle Rackula. I hope everyone enjoyed my look back at Cat People last week, because this is the week to momentarily abandon nostalgia and turn to the here and now.

Today The Uninvited opens up in theaters and I’m sad to say it contains no nudity.

A remake of the acclaimed 2003 South Korean fright flick Janghwa, Hongryeon, The Uninvited not only has no nudity in itself, but boasts a cast of never-nude actresses to boot!

It’s like a stake through the heart, this skinlessness!

Skingy as they are, many of the movie’s stars are tangentially connected to some great nudity. My hope is that pointing out all the opportunities to show skin these act-chests have blown (but not really) over the years will shame them into flashing flesh in the future.

Read more after the bite.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of September 30, 2008.

Mr. Skin loves Judd Apatow.

And Mr. Skin’s affection would flow toward Hollywood’s reigning comedy filmmaker regardless of whether or not Apatow returned the compliment by showcasing MrSkin.com at the fifty-nine-minute mark of the blockbuster Knocked Up (although that certainly doesn’t hurt).

The 2008 Emmy Awards Was Chock Full of Starlets with Naked Pasts. See Them Nude at Mr. Skin!

Last night’s Emmy Awards ceremony brought out Hollywood’s hottest to honor television’s best achievements. So now it’s up to Mr. Skin to salute the boob tube’s winners and nominudes by revealing exactly where you can see them naked.

After the jump, see the naked truth exposed on Heidi Klum, Eileen Atkins, Candice Bergen, Judi Dench, Laura Dern, Glenn Close, Sally Field, Rachel Griffiths, Holly Hunter, Laura Linney, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine Keener, Sandra Oh, Mary-Louise Parker, Susan Sarandon, and Kyra Sedgwick.

September morn'. Back to school. Leaves starting to turn. Crisp hints of autumn breeze through the last blasts of Indian summer. And, of course, naked chicks on DVD. Here's our round-up of what'll get you cracking more than books this month.

Since its June 1st release, the universally acclaimed romantic/gross-out comedy hybrid Knocked Up (2007) has continually bowled over sold-out audiences with belly-busting laughter while simultaneously warming their hearts and-considering the movie's ferociously appealing female cast members-tickling their other parts as well.