The comedy The Hangover is a runaway smash at the box office, raking in $265 million to date, making an instant megastar out of Bradley Cooper and, most skinportantly, featuring the right breast of golden goddess, nude Heather Graham!

We didn't think we could love Heather more, and then she goes and boobs up an otherwise skin-lite film, but now we hear that the role could have gone to our favorite firecrotch and Mr Skin photobooth cover girl, Lindsay Lohan!

IMDb reports (via CelebNewsWire):

Director Todd Phillips was reportedly set to take a risk on Lohan by asking her to play stripper Jade in his bachelor party movie.

However, Lohan wasn't impressed by the film's screenplay, and rejected the part, which eventually went to Heather Graham, according to Us Weekly.

A source tells the magazine that the star's agent "tried hard to get Phillips to consider her," but "Lindsay said she didn't like the script".

No disrespect to Heather and her milky Golden Grahams, but we can't think of a better way for Lindsay to make her nude debut than as a stripper. It would more than make up for the fact that she was a non-nude stripper in I Know Who Killed Me.

There's still time, Linds! Make up for not being in The Hangover and show us what's hanging under your shirt!