Teenage Caveman (2001)

Teenage Caveman (2002) is a straight to cable-TV flick that was part of a series of movies the Southern California production house "Creature Features" made, all of which were inspired by 1950's B movies. Kids (1995) director Larry Clark took the reins on this one, and decided to craft a not quite remake of the 1958 classic Teenage Caveman. Taking place in an apocalyptic future, mankind has returned to cave dwelling. When the head caveman picks Sarah (Tara Subkoff) to be his bride, David (Andrew Keegan) kills him and is left to die. Instead, his friends rescue him, and David's banished along with his buddies to wander the wasteland. Ending up in Seattle, they're lucky to run into a pair of weirdos living in a bunker (Richard Hillman and Tiffany Limos) who spend their time living a lavish life of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Ends up, the weirdos are actually 100-year-old genetic experiments that turn the primitive teens on to alcohol, drugs and sex, all of which were outlawed back in the caves unless you were the one running the show. Trouble is, once the ladies take the cavemen's clubs between their legs they explode! Literally. Their genetics can't handle the boning. But before things get messy, Tiffany Limos, Crystal Celeste Grant, Tara Subkoff and Hayley Keenan show off their perfect bodies, which will have you exploding in sexual excitement. Crystal grants our wish to see her gazoongas when she lies topless on the bed, while Hayley strips down during a drunken night. Tiffany shows T&A trying missionary for the first time, while Tara and her little titties will do the same just a bit later. Nothing like some carnal cave exploration! There'll be a giant bone bursting out of your loincloth after watching Teenage Caveman!