Teagan Proves that the Dildo is Mightier than the Pen
Former Digital Playground contract girl Teagan Presley and Pirates star has begun posting videos of her movie reviews on the site AdultBluReview.com.
So far, she has reviewed the extravagant big-budget porn epic Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge and Shay Jordan: Scream. Both reviews went up on the site Tuesday free of charge.
But unlike Roger Ebert of Gene Shalit, Teagan provides a little more than just dry commentary, pleasuring herself with a giant purples dildo throughout the review.
A clip of the action is available online at Fleshbot.
This is one case where the reviews are probably as much fun to watch as the movies!
After hitting herself in her ample right rackage with a giant purple dong, Teagan remarks, a bottle of lube in her left hand, “I watched every girl in this movie have finger up her ass, not matter who it was. Whether it was Jesse [Jane], Bella [Donna], Shay [Jordan] Everybody had a finger up their ass.”
Now maybe we can find out what that dildo and the giant can of Astroglide are for!
