Brides, Snakes, and Wood Nymphs; Jewel Shepard Could Do It All

The name “Shana” might not ring any bells, but what about Jewel Shepard? Surely if you were/are a fan of Scream Queens then you instantly know who I’m talking about. Well, Shana is Jewel Shepard and here is Shana from a 1983 issue of Hustler.

Now, if you weren’t a fan of the horror scene in the 1980s, then perhaps you remember an awesome moment in the Scott Baio masterpieceZapped!when he used his telekinetic powers to remove the top of a certain busty woman.That woman was Jewel Shepard. And if you weren’t alive then and have no idea what in the world I’m rambling on about, then let this be one of the greatest first impressions you’re ever going to have in your life. Jewel Shepard was a super hottie who didn’t mind showing off everything that made her a super hottie. It really did make the 1980s one hell of a time to be alive. Thank goodness we can all take this trip down memory lane together. You have to admit, it would kind of suck to never have seen Jewel Shepard nude before you shook loose this mortal coil.

And if you think about it, who are the Scream Queens of today? I can’t think of any, but I’m not a big horror fan. I’m sure there are some but I'm even more positive thatif it weren’t for people like Jewel Shepard, they wouldn’t be here today.