Tale of Tales (2015)

Tale of Tales (2105) is a skinternational treat of tails! Shot in Italy, France and the United Kingdom, the unusual flick relays three different yet slightly intertwined stories based on the fables of Italian poet Giambattista Basile. Under the direction of Matteo Garrone, the horror fantasy gives audiences a glimpse into the strange lives of royals who suffer from obsessive natures. In one story, the King (John C. Reilly) and Queen (Salma Hayek) of Longtrellis struggle to have a baby so they seek a magical solution that has some bizarre consequences. Another vignette features the lusty King of Strongcliff (Vincent Cassel) who nearly steps on the left breast of one courtesan (Elizabeth Kinnear) to suckle on the nude boobs of another (Sabrina La Torre). Maybe his habits will change after he becomes enamored with a mysterious woman named Dora (Stacy Martin). We were also enamored with her since she flashes her ass and side breast! The last story follows the King of Highhills (Toby Jones) who becomes so fascinated by a mystical creature, he begins to ignore his family and their needs. Fortunately your need to see skin is taken care of when Guenda Goria and Catrinel Marlon undo their corsets, whip out their boobage and make out with each other. Needless to say, these Ladies in Waiting are waiting for some tongue! The movie also includes Shirley Henderson, Laura Pizzirani, and Hayley Carmichael’s topless (albeit prosthetic) bod. All in all, the comely cast will cast a spell all over your pants!