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Takin' It All Off

Takin' It All Off (1987)

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Takin' It All Off (1987) is a sequel to the staggeringly sexy Takin' It Off (1985), which was all about a stripper named Betty Bigones (Kitten Natividad) who wants to become an actress, but finds that her giant jugs are limiting the roles she's offered. This one's all about a stripping school in financial jeopardy because a hot new girl named Allison (Candie Evans) is too shy to take it all off in public. To land a gigantic gig at the local strip joint, our girl Betty Bigones comes up with the genius idea of hypnotizing her so that the pretty pet is programmed to make a mad dash to flash fully nude whenever she hears the “Big Theme Song.” Since the theme song keeps getting played in super inconvenient places, the sexy student wants to be deprogrammed from dropping trau at the sound of the track. But without her skills, will the school’s fleshy future go up in flames? You may have figured out from the silly plot that this flick's entire existence is just an excuse to get gorgeous women to take their clothes off onscreen. Case in point, Diane Pederson bringing out the big guns with a topless scene that shows Diane's got a great set of cans, Lauri Gilbert flashing bush in a shower scene, and Becky LeBeau displaying lebooby and lebush to give us leboner while giving an over the picket fence peeping neighbor the thrill of his life. The curly haired brunette Gail Harris goes full frontal too, looking like she's filming the hottest shampoo commercial ever while showering. But the reason this flick took off is because of the dynamic duo of Candie and Kitten, whose real names are way more stripperish than their stripper names in the movie. Candie was dandy, getting us so randy we did the self handy, while pretending to be super shy. But soon enough, she's taking it all off while stripping down in front of a nun, a bicyclist, and all the people present at a crowded Italian restaurant. On comes the catchy jingle. off come the duds, and here come the dirty thoughts. We wish we had a song that made women ditch their thong! Of course, the whole reason the sequel exists is because people fell in love with Kitten's character Betty Bigones. Obviously, you're going to see whether she lives up to the name, and thanks to a three B baring shower scene, you'll know she absolutely does! Speaking of giving us exactly what we promised, Takin' It All Off will have you takin your pants off!