This time out, McBeardo brings you Satanic Sluts, Stasia Suicide, natural red pubes, British devil worshippers, nunsploitation, 70s porn, Women in Prison, one Ilsa mention, more Satanic Sluts, Shocking Videos ... and then Kevin Smith plops in and ruins the whole damn thing.

But it's okay, because there's still more Satanic Sluts.

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Celebrity Skin Art

Now that everybody and his mother has tattoos, it will no longer be necessary for police to use dental records to identify dead bodies found without identification. Or so they say.

With all the things that Britney Spears says, does, sings about, wears, shaves, doesn’t shave, films herself having sex with, and allegedly plans to do in an HBO sitcom, its easy to forget that she has tattoos like everybody else.

Or at least it would be if it weren’t for blogs like Cityrag, who put together this great collection of pictures of all of Britney’s tats in one convenient post.

Lest we forget, Britney first tattoo, dating to 2000, was little yellow, pink, and green fairy that might be Tinkerbell in the so-called “tramp stamp” position.

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Jessica Biel says she regrets the nude photos she did when she was a teen. That's funny--we don't regret it at all. (SF Gate)

Courteney Cox will become a small screen cougar. Rowwwwr! (CelebNewsWire)

Victoria Beckham will posh up ads for Armani undies. (Female First)

Denise Richards: It's Complicated will DEFINITELY be back for a second season. More Denise! More pottymouth! More topless sunbathing! (IMDb)

Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere gets a sweetly sexy new tattoo. (CelebWarship)

Adult film director Audacia Ray rates Zack and Miri Makes a Porno. How does it "measure up"? (Fleshbot)

Hilary Duff is all grown up, all grown out, and sucking on a fleshy appendage for her new video, "Reach Out". (Stupid Celebrities)

Bond babe Gemma Arterton wears a "reverse mullet" gown to the Quantum of Solace premiere--business in the back, party in the front. (ICYDK) more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 25: Emily Haack

Beginning with her taboo-shattering (and oftentimes chunk-blowing) work with underground horror studio Wicked Pixel, Emily Haack has repeatedly proven herself to be one of the most fearless performers in the realm of extreme terror.

Click Emily Haack’s uncharacteristically cheerful (and clothed!) pic to learn more, as well as to see her all kinds of naked (including a shot where she's in love with a broomstick). more…

More Audrina Patridge monokini and tattooed sis pics, now with side-boob. (Egotastic)

Paris Hilton reveals new pop single, camel toe. (College Candy)

Coco T bops behind her triple-D’s for a movie premiere. (Boobie Blog)

Kate Hudson is okay with nude scenes. We are too. (Nudography)

Hayden Panetierre is leggy. (The Nip Slip)

Who are the mightiest Mean Girls in movie history? (The Frisky)

Supermodel Isabel Marant double nip-slips on the runway. (Hollywood Rag)

Anne Hathaway may love anal sex … but she never said that to Esquire. (Defamer) more…

Audrina Patridge fills out a monokini like few others. Click the pic to see a tattooed hottie come close to her. And it's Audrina's sister!!! (Less Clothes)

Believe it when you’re beatin’ off to it: another Britney Spears sex tape rumor. (Bitten and Bound)

Brooke Hogan isn’t gay but “might as well be.” (Fox News)

Katherine Heigl can’t quit sucking hot sticks. (Defamer)

Gemma Atkinson’s sexy calendar makes every day the very breast. (Sexy Pix)

We like that Paris Hilton likes to wear latex (FYB)

… and Posh, too! (Socialite’s Life)

Lucy Pinder’s giant boobs in Zoo magazine will make you howl. (Hollywood Tuna)

One-tit wonders. (Soaresilva via Indie Nudes) more…

Foxy Megan Fox Dons Bikini for GQ; Talks Lesbian Sex and Ball-Cupping

MrSkin.com has never before given out a "Woman of the Year" title. Today, we might have to change that.

Transformers man-eater Megan Fox is featured in the latest issue of GQ magazine, and the things that pour out of her perfect pouty mouth have Mr. Skin mesmerized. They include:

• Her lesbian love affair with a Russian stripper!
• A promise to never stop telling us about her sex life!
• Thoughts on touching her boyfriend's genitals in public!

Or erect a statue in her name, at least. After the cut, see more of her sizzling, ice-licking photo shoot and read sexy Megan Fox quotes that will make you drop your jaw. And possibly, your pants. more…

The rock-n-roll madman known and feared worldwide as GG Allin was born Jesus Christ Allin -- for real -- to Vermont hillbillies on this date in 1956.

As chronicled in the documentary Hated, this one-of-a-kind talent literally tore audiences apart. While publicly performing his incendiary odes to evil, GG Allin would punch people out, empty his kidneys and bowels on stage, lacerate his skin, vomit, consume the body wastes of others, and assault all comers with any blunt object within his grasp.

Alas, the light that burns brightest also flames out fastest, and on June 29, 1993, GG Allin died of an accidental heroin overdose in New York City.

So why would Mr. Skin pay tribute to so craven a man-beast? Because to a generation of over-the-edge and out-of-their-clothes female actresses, rockers, models, performers, and artists, GG Allin serves as a Satanically powerful skinspiration.

Consider the Suicide Girls, Melinda Clarke self-mutilating in Return of the Living Dead III, daredevil scream queen Emily Haack, marble-nippled freak show Meg McCarville … and even Alanis Morissette, who happily pees into keg cups on camera!

Get a full blast of how outrageous the Daughters of GG can get after the jump. more…