Pink and Her Ex-Husband Had Hot Sex. Literally.

In her latest hit song, "So What", pixie-haired pop goddess Pink sings "I guess I just lost my husband / I don't know where he went / So I'm gonna drink my money / I'm not gonna pay his rent."

She and motocross-racing husband Carey Hart did indeed split up, and as it turns out, the drinking part of those lyrics is true, too, as hardbodied hottie Pink reveals that one Thanksgiving, she drank several bottles of tequila and accidentally set her bedroom on fire while having set with her ex. Smoking!

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Softcore wonder-waif Misty Mundae may have re-skin-vented herself as the relatively less often naked and lezzing-it-up scream-queen Erin Brown, but certainly she could never inflict existential angst upon Man Mountain McBeardo, could she?

Of course she can.

Look at her.

Look at him.

Cripes.

Dark Lord, have Mercy.

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Audrina Patridge fills out a monokini like few others. Click the pic to see a tattooed hottie come close to her. And it's Audrina's sister!!! (Less Clothes)

Believe it when you’re beatin’ off to it: another Britney Spears sex tape rumor. (Bitten and Bound)

Brooke Hogan isn’t gay but “might as well be.” (Fox News)

Katherine Heigl can’t quit sucking hot sticks. (Defamer)

Gemma Atkinson’s sexy calendar makes every day the very breast. (Sexy Pix)

We like that Paris Hilton likes to wear latex (FYB)

… and Posh, too! (Socialite’s Life)

Lucy Pinder’s giant boobs in Zoo magazine will make you howl. (Hollywood Tuna)

One-tit wonders. (Soaresilva via Indie Nudes) more…

Mega-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Claims That Her Favorite Smooch Came from Legendary Crooner Frank Sinatra

London’s Daily Mail reports that waif goddess Kate Moss – the supermodel with the super-marble nipples – shared a kiss in 1995 with Frank Sinatra at the Chairman of the Board’s 80th birthday celebration.

Recalls Kate: “I said, ‘Happy birthday, Frank,’ and he just lunged for me. He kissed me on the lips, then gave me a filterless cigarette. I came off all lightheaded. He was fabulous.’

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Kate Moss Will Always Need Something Hot Stuck Between Her Lips!

Wonder-nippled English waif-model Kate Moss is nearly as famous for sucking on fags (British slang for cigarettes) as she is for appearing topless in public.

Recently, the mega-meaty milk-spouted fashion icon decreed that she'd never kick the nicotine habit, stating: "It's who I am. I don't want to create a phony facade. I think I just have to be myself, otherwise I'd just be a paranoid mess."

Heavy smoking and high glamour have long been a naked starlet phenomenon (just check out SmokingCelebs.com), but Kate pulls off both with such singularly superhuman sexual aplomb.

Let's hope that the smoldering Ms. Moss remains fully committed, as well, to airing out her elongated dairy spouts within paparazzi camera-range , as she did the other day on Egotastic.

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